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Polewash

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Funny Customer names...
« on: August 26, 2008, 01:55:07 pm »
Here is a couple of good ones I did some work for over the years.

Mr Terry Pin   (did this one a couple of weeks ago and it reminded me of the others.)
Mr T Watt
Mr I Poo

John

jeff1

  • Posts: 5855
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 02:27:50 pm »
Vanderplank

Von Poosun

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 03:10:44 pm »
Once knew a guy who was in charge of Parks and Gardens at the council. His name was Mr. Bench.

Dean Aspects

  • Posts: 1786
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 03:14:17 pm »
Theres a street in the town called The Moon i kid you not and one of the people living there is called B Low
So her address is B Low The Moon  ;D

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2008, 03:48:29 pm »
I had a customer whos name on the cheque
was Miss C O CAINE

Captain Scarlet

  • Posts: 3087
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 04:31:43 pm »
Mr and Mrs Rustage
Miss Rich

Ffenest ( est 2007 ) is a fully insured premium quality window cleaning service based at Llandderfel near Bala. All our work is guaranteed, rain or shine, year round.

Alistair@AWC

  • Posts: 880
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 04:45:07 pm »
I had an enquiry left on the answerphone a few weeks ago from....................................................Mr I C Streaks, was pretty sure it was a wind up so I didn't bother to phone back  ;D

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 04:50:47 pm »
I once knew someone called Wally The Window Washer, sure he was a wind-up  ;D

tomy jackson

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 04:54:11 pm »
to think they baned sume one on here called poo two

aztec

  • Posts: 793
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 05:23:56 pm »
the wife used to work in a doctors surgery and one of the patients was called THERESA GREEN! poor cow

tomy jackson

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 05:30:05 pm »
my mates wifes maden name wos theresa green

007 or what

Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 06:12:34 pm »
Mrs d butt
not that good but allways makes me smile.

stig

  • Posts: 244
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 06:16:35 pm »
work for a doctor named DR.R.SOLE
& an old army major caled B.M.Heasor.    (major bumsore)
dont crap on people on theway up,you might meet um on the way down...

RO-Sheen

  • Posts: 1308
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 09:06:01 pm »
I used to work with Pete Townsend, Michael Jackson and Sue Flay
Formerly known as GARGAAX

Captain Scarlet

  • Posts: 3087
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 09:15:11 pm »
were they your customers...and are there names funny!!!!!! ;D
Ffenest ( est 2007 ) is a fully insured premium quality window cleaning service based at Llandderfel near Bala. All our work is guaranteed, rain or shine, year round.

RO-Sheen

  • Posts: 1308
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2008, 09:53:05 pm »
were they your customers...and are there names funny!!!!!! ;D

No I suppose not  ::) but its the best I could come up with!!!  ;D Sue Flay was good though....'Souffle'
Formerly known as GARGAAX

AJ

  • Posts: 1262
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2008, 09:56:07 pm »
Adejob O Adebanjo.(Mr) from Tuffnel Park

A one man band maybe ;D

AJ

  • Posts: 1262
Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2008, 10:02:33 pm »
Mr R Sears

d s windowcleaning

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Re: Funny Customer names...
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2008, 10:56:03 pm »
have a customer who signs his cheques mr I BALL
where theres muck theres money