[windowwashers]

Just got a bottle of champange for easter off one of my customers today, in gratitude for the service I give.

She and 10 of her neighbours ( they are all elderly and have been using him for years) sacked their prevoius trad cleaner last year because in her words "he is crap at cleaning windows" he has only been a window cleaner for the last 30 years. so he will soon learn how to do it.

And the point is, it does not matter if you use a wfp or are more traditional with cleaning windows, its whether you can clean them correctly, and both   WELL WELL LADS, OLD PEOPLE PUT UP WITH POLES (WFP) ETC ,BUT 75% MY CUSTS ARE YOUNG GEN! THEY EXPECT THE BEST, THATS WHY THEY EMPLOY MY PERFECT SKILLED TRAD SERVICES, IVE JUST STARTED ADVERTISEING THAT I DONT USE WFP , TRAD ONLY! GUESS WHAT? MY PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING SO MY ROUND GETS BIGGER BY THE SECOND  , AS FOR CHAMPANGE WELL I GET BOTTLES OF  VINTAGE WHISKY, I PREFER THAT MORE TO CHAMPS. 

I advertise both so get the best of both worlds 

Ian

[Helen]

WELL WELL LADS, OLD PEOPLE PUT UP WITH POLES (WFP) ETC ,BUT 75% MY CUSTS ARE YOUNG GEN! THEY EXPECT THE BEST, THATS WHY THEY EMPLOY MY PERFECT SKILLED TRAD SERVICES, IVE JUST STARTED ADVERTISEING THAT I DONT USE WFP , TRAD ONLY! GUESS WHAT? MY PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING SO MY ROUND GETS BIGGER BY THE SECOND  , AS FOR CHAMPANGE WELL I GET BOTTLES OF  VINTAGE WHISKY, I PREFER THAT MORE TO CHAMPS. 

Been said, but after 25 years of ladderwork and the best form of window cleaning in your opinion (trad) why do you need to advertise, If you hadn't built a decent living in 7 years and since then sustained it, must mean you have lost a lot along the way... If I was till advertising after 25 years, I think I might just have cottoned o to the fact that there is sopmething wrong big time.
Also been said.....get your cap lock off mate and stop SHOUTING at us

[Londoner]

Oh dear it looks like we have found another one. Still he won't be logged on at this time of the morning because he's too busy hitching the horse up to the cart.

Customers dont like vans you know............

suprised he's got a computer, probably keeps that secret from his customers. 

[mark dew]

MY PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING SO MY ROUND GETS BIGGER BY THE SECOND 

Bless!!
These type of posts make me laugh. Its been nearly 36 hours since this was posted. Your round must be huge by now. You must have work for all of us.