roy vasey, aka , Roy chubby brown , in East harsley, N yorks , wanted /expected a big discount, I called him a fat bloke from South bank in Middlesbrough when he complained about the price.... south bank is the real dump of middlesbrough,,,, it was true though and he saw the funny side, I charged him 1250 plus vat to sort a flood out caused by his gardener leaving on a hose pipe in his carpeted garage,,, was nice carpet too.