[macmac]

Hi guys
WOW what a couple of days, i'm left rather dismayed to be honest.
First of all, the "extender pole" posts were (on my part) a light hearted wind up for davew as we have a bit of history in me telling him to get a facelift pole, 'cos yes, i know i blart on about them too much.
In actual fact i was taking the micky out of myself in the said posts more than anything else, i put in lots of smileys etc to reiterate that i was not being serious with my comments. However, (to my bewilderment) some people must have thought i was indeed being serious : how any regular poster could read those posts & think i was being real is beyond me, that said, i learn from my errors & will dampen my humour in future posts.
I am though dissapointed with clear-vision's slanderous, personal attack on me, a person with whom i have shared many good posts with & took for granted he would know it was just a wee wind up, but he obviousley didn't & for that i appologise if he was indeed as offended as he seemed. again with my reply to this attack i put in lots of smileys & it was just intended to be humourus which then some others took the wrong way & so, i also appologise to them. There was though one disgruntled former poster (now under a different name) trying his best to make the situation worse, i will not name him (either under his current identity or his previous) as i am not interested in making any more trouble.

I was banned for the posts & so couldn't fight my corner right away but just logged on & they must have forgiven me, to which i am greatfull.
So all in all, a wee wind up taken out of perspective & i will carry on as normal (hopefully).

Thanks

tony

[Dean Aspects]

Personally i found nothing wrong with your post and could read between the lines that it was all a big joke

Dont let a small incident grow into something that makes you feel bitter and please carry on posting your advice even if you do go on abit about facelift poles

Dean

[visiontechnician]

Why did you go?

What have i missed?

[macmac]

Personally i found nothing wrong with your post and could read between the lines that it was all a big joke

Dont let a small incident grow into something that makes you feel bitter and please carry on posting your advice even if you do go on abit about facelift poles

Dean

 
Me? go on about facelift poles How very dare you

tony

[mark dew]

fair play to you. I'm glad you weren't banned as you did post some good stuff. I hope clear vision comes back as well as he does too.
It's hard to understand or convey meaning when there is no body language behind it. Hopefully a storm in a teacup.
Todays another day.
welcome back. 

[Pole2pole]

I'll be honest with you Tony. From the day you joined this site, i have yet to read one of your posts without being upset or offended in one way or another. I am currently undergoing counselling because of it, but i'm sure that it's nothing that a £50 gift voucher for JD Wethersthingys wont sort out 

[Pole2pole]

I take it i can't say Wetherspoon.............s on here then 

[Pole2pole]

spoons 

[Pole2pole]

S P O O N S It's a personal challenge now............  The world's gone mad 

[jeff1]

Dino 4 posts to your self  stop talking to your self   

Mind you I often talk to my self, well I have to have someone sensible to talk to don't I?

[Pole2pole]

Do you mind jeff??? I'm tryin to hold a serious converstion with myself lol. I just can't get over why the word sthingys turns into sthingys. I just hope we never have to use waterfed sthingys or we're all gonna be up sh*t street  I bet this post comes out really weird 

[jeff1]

I think ists something to do with the word censors, Just going to try something and may have to delete it, Not a sware word but I think it censors it.

girl thingy

[Pole2pole]

But you do make me laugh jeff   Sorry am i hogging the arena people??? The misses is going thru 2 episodes of stargate atlantis on sky plus so i aint got much else to do.  

[Pole2pole]

Girl thingy? Are you going as weird as me jeff??? Girl thingy?

[jeff1]

I might go down the pub, I hate saturday evening TV,

my Boss has that pair of numpties on? Ant and dec, I'd sooner slash my wrists than watch Saturday evening TV.

Girl thingy? Are you going as weird as me jeff??? Girl thingy?

I remember doing my post, on binned the witch and all I wanted to say was I stood on the p.u.s.s.y's tail and it came up with girl thingy, I think mary whitehouse did the word censor

[Pole2pole]

Oh i gotcha now. Hey don't knock Ant & Dec. Ok go on then, numpties  Order the cab Jeff, i'll have a beer with ya  Just gotta watch the x factor. Now that is bloody good telly 

[jeff1]

Oh i gotcha now. Hey don't knock Ant & Dec. Ok go on then, numpties  Order the cab Jeff, i'll have a beer with ya  Just gotta watch the x factor. Now that is bloody good telly 

Thats good for the first few weeks, while all the gonks are 100% certain they have the x factor :
The only X I want is a pint of XXXX 

[Davew]

Whatever happened to celebrity dancing/singing/ice skating/cooking/athletics/in the jungle/love island? now we're talking quality viewing.  :

[Pole2pole]

That's called the BBC Dave............thankfully we've moved on  Or have we? Nah still got all that cr*p to this day  :

[Davew]

Funny my wife thinks I'm the only bloke who thinks the telly is crap! Starts off with (dare I say it) gaytime television then ends the day with all the celeb. crap. Is there nothing for a proper man?