[lands]

Let me just say that I will buy you a beer before I say this Mr V.

I have 100 chairs to clean in three hours tomorrow. Mr V a, can you disapparate? (Harry Potter can tell you how) down from the North and I will pay you your 75p a chair and make a healthy profit. Alternatively, can you share your method?

Pete

[murky]

Pete,

We should have had a poll on him and to how many of us believe him when he comes out with his ridiculous claims.

I had to do 65 the other morning in a pub, starting at 6am with a TM and even me after years of this was finding it hard going, put it this way, they wouldn't have won a contest for best results. Luckily they were dark maroon, well they were when I finished with them. 

Oh my back! Its still killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murky

[lands]

Hey Murks

Have you not heard about the inline, CFR, PSI 9000, wide as the Thames estruary tool that he uses?

Pete

[murky]

Probably as big as his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!