[Paul Simpson]

Anyone seen this on Ebay? 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nude-Carpet-Cleaning_W0QQitemZ190128069685QQihZ009QQcategoryZ79657QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem 

Maybe I should get in shape and start offering this service, might bring in some new business. Just make sure its a warm day.

I thought it was a joke but he seems to have a profile page with his details on what exactly you are getting for your money.

His rates are reasonable too,

"Naked Cleaning (25 GBP per half hour or any part of. Minimum of one hour)"
"Nude Company (35 GBP per half hour or any part of. Minimum of one hour)"

"If you are unsure of booking for a private visit, why not get a few friends around Max Three the price is still the same."

Haha you gotta laugh.