I like cleaning scrotes carpets,

they are usually manky and covered in stains, so you get a chance to try all sorts of chemicals and what not............and they are always happy, even when the carpet still looks $h!t,
you don`t have to move anything, you don`t have to prevac, you don`t have to use corner protectors or even be careful, they always pay cash (rich people love to write a cheque)
you don`t have to worry about insurance claims or call backs (not that i do

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and within ten mins of setting up half the estate know your there and are booking up for their carpet cleans, it don`t get much better really
