[Jon T.C.]

A bit desperate  :-/http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WINDOW-CLEANING-VOUCHERS_W0QQitemZ290071282793QQihZ019QQcategoryZ43015QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Dean Aspects]

yeah have to agree but good luck to him
if it works eggs and face come to mind

[AuRavelling79]

Visualise the scene out canvassing at:-

321 Pit Mawr Terrace, Pontypandyllanpwyngyllaberdupynlimon.
(Three windows to the front plus a front door glass panel.)

Nigelwynn (NW)
the window cleaner: Would you like your windows cleaned missus?

Phylisdoris Blodwyn: Well I would! How much for just the fronts. (boyo?)

NW: If I come regular, see then like that'd be £4 missus. (isn't it?)

PB: Lovely, you get on and do them. (see?)

(1st clean and 20 minutes later)
NW: That'll be £4 then, please! (isn't it?)

PB: Oh, I've got this voucher for a fiver off the internet thingy so you owe me a quid. See you next month! (there's lovely!)

[Jon T.C.]

 

[Sir Squeaky]

Visualise the scene out canvassing at:-

321 Pit Mawr Terrace, Pontypandyllanpwyngyllaberdupynlimon.
(Three windows to the front plus a front door glass panel.)

Nigelwynn (NW)
the window cleaner: Would you like your windows cleaned missus?

Phylisdoris Blodwyn: Well I would! How much for just the fronts. (boyo?)

NW: If I come regular, see then like that'd be £4 missus. (isn't it?)

PB: Lovely, you get on and do them. (see?)

(1st clean and 20 minutes later)
NW: That'll be £4 then, please! (isn't it?)

PB: Oh, I've got this voucher for a fiver off the internet thingy so you owe me a quid. See you next month! (there's lovely!)

Brilliant "accent" to that Malc!

[AuRavelling79]

There's lovely!