I went to a customers house today (an old biddy) knocked on the door then took the house around the back of the house, she pops out and says hello.
I’m just about to get started when out comes her 40 year old son (who also lives in the house ) and says in an abrupt tone.
“it’s not convenient” so I reply “sorry” and he then repeats himself and then shuts the door.
I then pack the hose away and the old biddy comes to the front door and says “I’m sorry about that, will you come back next month?”
I now reply back to her “……………………………………………………………..”

So lets have your answers, what do you think I said?
Answers on a postcard please.