I had a phone call earlier. It was from a potential customer who wanted a quote for herself and her neighbour's house. Two by 4 bedroom detached houses. Decent size jobs I suppose.
I offered to do the quote tomorrow which was fine except for one thing. They both keep their garden gates padlocked. I did ask how I would be able to clean if no-one was home and she seemed to have an expectation that I would be around on a set day each time. No way can I keep to such a schedule. I'm often several days out one way or another and apart from that, I decide when I want a day off - not the customer.
I put it to her that if the padlocks were near the tops of the gates I would need spare padlock keys or if they were unhappy about that, they could use combination locks and let me know the combination. Anyway, she wasn't interested so I politely declined to quote on the grounds that access would be an issue.
Years ago when I first started I had all sorts of issues with this. It was a complete pain in the rear trying to schedule my business around customers' insecurities so I decided that I wouldn't work that way again.
So that's 2 x 4 bedroomed detached houses that I might have got but didn't even bother looking at.
She told me earlier in the call that previous window cleaners had been unreliable. I did put it to her that maybe the unreliability was caused by the access problems but she didn't seem to think so.
Basically, I work on trust - like most Shiners. If I leave a bill I have to trust that I will be sent a cheque. If they want me to clean for them then they have to have a certain amount of trust that I will not abuse the access.
I suspect that this person will jump from one window cleaner to another over the years as they build their businesses and decide that poor access jobs are not for them.
On a brighter note, I had a call from an old customer today who wants me back. He ditched me for being unreliable a few years ago. At the time this was fair comment as I had some severe health problems so I don't have any grudge about it. I thought a little more compassion might have been in order but at least he notified me with courtesy that he was going elsewhere for his window cleaning. Anyway, I didn't take that one personally.