OK then the wedding's arranged - where's the bridegroom - I know he's lurking! 
I've been to loads of weddings; over a period of two months, I once attended one-wedding-a-week (just about) when I was in Ireland and married to an Irish lass with a massive family.
I've also been the 'best man' for three others; so I know a bit about weddings and stuff.
From my experience the bridegroom is generally 'raring to go', it's the '
bride' whose reluctant.
So, Malc, your metaphor is weak, to put it politely.
I'm not implying that Squeaks is a
woman or anything mind.
I'm sure he just hasn't read this post and risen to the challenge, like any red-blooded male would do.