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Slacky

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2024, 10:52:34 pm »
Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣

Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.

I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀

CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.

What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.

Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move.  ;D

deeege

  • Posts: 4957
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2024, 07:21:13 am »
Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

DJW

  • Posts: 926
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2024, 07:47:09 am »
He’ll be fine, those whacky baccy fumes should keep him calm. Probably cut his hours down too. One day on the glass.

dazmond

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2024, 09:11:24 am »
Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍
price higher/work harder!

dazmond

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2024, 09:13:42 am »
Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣

Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.

I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀

CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.

What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.

Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move.  ;D

Nope I never said I wanted just to sleep with her and dump her.your putting words into your own mouth....🤣
price higher/work harder!

Slacky

  • Posts: 7625
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2024, 09:58:46 am »
Perhaps it was the other way round  ;D

deeege

  • Posts: 4957
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2024, 10:42:52 am »
Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past…..

That’s a ‘no’ then  ;D
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

Slacky

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2024, 01:12:44 pm »
 ;D

Slacky

  • Posts: 7625
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2024, 01:13:58 pm »
Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍

You slept with other women?

You've never said that before. You stud muffin you, you randy little so n so, you naughty naughty boy...

Slacky

  • Posts: 7625
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2024, 01:16:08 pm »
This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.

But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?

I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.

dazmond

  • Posts: 23570
Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2024, 04:00:58 pm »
This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.

But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?

I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.

Yes.i went out with her for 5 years.she was 22 and I was 27.the little red hot pants she wore when riding her bike got my attention first!😘
price higher/work harder!

robbo333

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2024, 05:33:39 pm »
I think Daz needs his own separate 'Forum'.
It would be far more interesting than the carpet cleaning forum and hard floor cleaning forum put together!
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

Stoots

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2024, 04:52:21 pm »
All I want out of a woman is....

1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 💰
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.

6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)

7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 😃

😄👍

I like how sex is number 1  :D

True though, as long as they provide regular, reliable intercourse the other things can be forgiven.

Soupy

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Re: Dazmond’s Moved New
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2024, 01:17:36 pm »
All I want out of a woman is....

1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.

6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)

7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 



Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

I mean, I'm not 100% but I'm really close. 5/7 at least.
Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic socialism, as I understand it - George Orwell