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PHILIP HARDY

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A sad story forthe Bank holiday
« on: May 29, 2023, 09:02:29 am »
Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast .
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine , you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

"Property?”,  his wife replies.

 “The feckin idiot had a window cleaning round." 😜😜
The Stupid Neither Forgive Nor Forget
The Naive Forgive And Forget
The Wise Forgive But Don't Forget

SB Cleaning

  • Posts: 4231
Re: A sad story forthe Bank holiday
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2023, 09:13:00 am »
 :D ;D :D

Bungle

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Re: A sad story forthe Bank holiday
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2023, 11:00:09 am »
I thought it was going to be about Dazmond having to work a bank holiday to keep on top of his 4 weekly schedule 😛
We look at them, they look through them.

NWH

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Re: A sad story forthe Bank holiday
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2023, 02:28:32 pm »
That’s as old as you that joke.