So me and my lad pull up to splash and dash this house yesterday and the local ‘know it all’ window cleaner is sat in his van eating his prawn sandwiches whilst watching and judging us.
I wouldn’t even mind but this fella travels from the middle of Salford to this leafy part of Cheshire to poach all of our customers.
The local councillor even told me he’s a drummer in a band but he’s not very good so he has to clean windows part time to top up his wages.
He has had to have loads of time off recently because his back is made of glass so I’m hoping to pick up a load of his customers next time he’s off.
Some people eh........