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benny d

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2006, 02:12:56 pm »
Cough.....
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bennymon

  • Posts: 816
Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2006, 02:29:54 pm »
come round in a couple of weeks when the building work is done
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*paul_moss

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2006, 03:23:16 pm »
Would you like cash or a cheque?  ::)

Err a cheque please . Ding Ding Ding Ding
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brucie

  • Posts: 51
Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2006, 07:57:17 pm »
The building work will definately be finished by Tuesday.
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HolmansUKLTD

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2006, 08:13:23 pm »
can you do these offcuts/mats ( holding about 7 in her hand) ::)
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craigp

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2006, 09:15:44 pm »
can you just clean the stains? or do i have to have it all done?

yes im really going to make a living spotting stains! >:(
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BRSL

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2006, 09:39:48 pm »
I would only ever use vanish or 1001, none of that other rubish  ::) ::)
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simonc

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2006, 06:06:57 pm »
I Dont allow the family to eat on the furniture...then find half a pizza down the settee.....

Are you busy all the year round    no I live in the bahamas for 6 months of the year...

Dio you actually make a living out of this.......time for prices to go up again...

We used to have a little man that cleaned the suite for £70.00............Im a big man and charge £145.00

That looks like hard work........Yes it Blinking well is.....

I had it scotcgaurded 27 years ago....I think youll find its probabkly worn off by now..

Onces its Scotchgaurded it wont get dirty again will it.........Only if you dont sit on it ,close the curtains, wrap it in stainless steel and shoot the dog....
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craigp

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2006, 07:47:28 pm »
lol ;D ;D
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Matt Lindus

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2006, 07:54:42 pm »
a complete nut case i knew back at chem dry once had a bath at a customers house - - - caught and sacked within the same day!!! so god only knows what his customers sayings were.
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Cloverleaf

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2006, 07:58:26 pm »
Do you take payment in kind?.............of course young lady :D

Ok I'll be round to cut your grass next week ::)
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Scott Martin

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2006, 08:45:52 pm »
How much for cash! At least once a week i get asked that. Did not think i work for sprouts or groats............doh!

The guy i just foned is only charging 12 quid a carpet........well why are you phoning me then?????



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Steve Chapman

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2006, 10:21:01 pm »
Grannies had a bit of an accident  :o

Bless her >:(
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2006, 10:49:12 pm »
"I'm just ring round"

well bloody ring him then and stop bothering me

"I'm ringing for my daughter"

she's not here

"do you clean carpets?"

did you get my number from the cc section in the YP's?

"yes"

yes then

Shaun

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BRSL

  • Posts: 660
Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2006, 11:18:07 pm »
Do you clean for foreiners "no its my own company"  ;D ;D
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david_m

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2006, 12:27:11 am »
the all time favourite

how long dose it take to dry
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craigp

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2006, 08:07:10 am »
can i walk on it?


do you get many calls from your leaflets?

..........no, i put them out cus it's fun!
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Martin S

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2006, 05:58:33 pm »
Quote from: Matt Lindus on July 06, 2006, 07:54:42 pm
a complete nut case i knew back at chem dry once had a bath at a customers house - - - caught and sacked within the same day!!! so god only knows what his customers sayings were.

And his name is Don Atkinson  ;D
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craigp

Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2006, 06:32:45 pm »
why did he take a bath?
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COLIN BRIGHT

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Re: customers favourite sayings
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2006, 07:28:58 pm »
O.K  i'll have it done
but it'll have to be after 4pm or on a sunday

my reply

SORRY MADAME, I CAN'T HELP YOU

or

who do i send the cheque to?

reply

we'll heres a pen and a reciept so i'll give you a couple of minutes and i'll take it with me!!!
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