Exactly 12 months ago I put my prices up , as i posted the rise letter through the door of this 500k house the owner comes out the side gate and jumps in his Jag and says out the window "Dont bother doing them now , i will call you when i need you "
I know he hasnt seen the rise so it isnt that , but being as he was a slow payer and a messer in general , i shout back " Alrighty "
Today his wife pitches up as im doing next door and asks me to do them today , i tell her that i cant as im almost out of water and that i will do them tomorrow , ok lovely she says .
Tomorrow i will be doing 4 houses on the other side of them , then im going to pack up and drive off .
I will have lost £17 on this usual 20 minute clean , not that it would have been priced at that due to the 12 month gap , the thing is , i am not going to do it for any inflated price out of spite , i have not missed his 17 notes and am not about to roll over like a good little doggie so he can bin me off again when hes sees fit .
You take the P and you are gone never to grace my books again