[Dave Willis]

" Or you can be ordered from your washing 2 windows on the first floor?"


  got me there.

[paulben]

??  ??

[DaveG]

 

Email today .."I live in a first floor flat and have 4 windows that I would like cleaned
externally, could you advise of when you can do it? I was hoping either tomorrow evening from 5.30pm
onwards or will it be too dark?"

[Dave Willis]

   

[robbo333]

Email today .."I live in a first floor flat and have 4 windows that I would like cleaned
externally, could you advise of when you can do it? I was hoping either tomorrow evening from 5.30pm
onwards or will it be too dark?"

Dave, I think that's the same guy who phoned me yesterday. Is he in Winton? 
I put him off cause he sounds like a right numpty on the phone.
Robbo

To be fair I think he might have some sort of learning difficulty, or special needs.

[DaveG]

Email today .."I live in a first floor flat and have 4 windows that I would like cleaned
externally, could you advise of when you can do it? I was hoping either tomorrow evening from 5.30pm
onwards or will it be too dark?"

Dave, I think that's the same guy who phoned me yesterday. Is he in Winton? 
I put him off cause he sounds like a right numpty on the phone.
Robbo

To be fair I think he might have some sort of learning difficulty, or special needs.

Surname Hanson? The numpties seem to be coming thick and fast lately Robbo! 

[NWH]

Email today .."I live in a first floor flat and have 4 windows that I would like cleaned
externally, could you advise of when you can do it? I was hoping either tomorrow evening from 5.30pm
onwards or will it be too dark?"

Dave, I think that's the same guy who phoned me yesterday. Is he in Winton? 
I put him off cause he sounds like a right numpty on the phone.
Robbo

To be fair I think he might have some sort of learning difficulty, or special needs.

i think he might have learning difficulties or special needs lol,naaaahhhhh he hasn't has he lol.

[Dave Willis]

All those six fingered Dorset types.

Weirdest place I ever went to was a pub called The Compass, I think - down near Kimmeridge/Swanage way - bit like Shawn Of The Dead


This one      http://www.squareandcompasspub.co.uk/

[robbo333]

Email today .."I live in a first floor flat and have 4 windows that I would like cleaned
externally, could you advise of when you can do it? I was hoping either tomorrow evening from 5.30pm
onwards or will it be too dark?"

Dave, I think that's the same guy who phoned me yesterday. Is he in Winton? 
I put him off cause he sounds like a right numpty on the phone.
Robbo

To be fair I think he might have some sort of learning difficulty, or special needs.

i think he might have learning difficulties or special needs lol,naaaahhhhh he hasn't has he lol.

I think he did have special needs. My stepson is autistic so you sort of learn to pick up on it.

[robbo333]

All those six fingered Dorset types.

Weirdest place I ever went to was a pub called The Compass, I think - down near Kimmeridge/Swanage way - bit like Shawn Of The Dead


This one      http://www.squareandcompasspub.co.uk/

That's why the women love us 

[DaveG]

All those six fingered Dorset types.

Weirdest place I ever went to was a pub called The Compass, I think - down near Kimmeridge/Swanage way - bit like Shawn Of The Dead


This one      http://www.squareandcompasspub.co.uk/

 

I met my mate in there for a pint once and he said, "Come and meet my Mrs and my sister," and there was one woman sat there!

Badoom Tsh!

Ok ok I've got my coat. 

[Clever Forum Name]

Got a text today saying Windows looked great yet it's been windy and raining.

[NWH]

I did a flat the other day as a sort of favour as I was there doing a lot of other Windows,PVC with the old black seals round them the results were shocking lol

[paulben]

people just want them done for xmas  . Had one last friday asked how much told him I was too busy then said they wanted them doing for a funeral on Monday said he would find someone else thought good luck never wanted me for rest of year so why should I put myself out . Found out today they not had a death in family just trying it on

[NWH]

December and April enquires most of the time are a waste of time 1 off written all over em.

[windowswashed]

December and April enquires most of the time are a waste of time 1 off written all over em.

Always get December idiots trying a xmas wash. Eff em as I look after my regulars as they look after me. Had one woman describe every window and door type she has and that a regular customer of mine supposedly recommended me to her BUT the windows have to be done before xmas and not worried how much it will cost...just to do it...yeah right at the expense of one of my regulars...not bleeding likely. Will text her back too busy until new year and if she's still interested then fine will start in January....somehow I don't expect her to be on my books come January.  Hate idiots like that. I'm bang up to date apart from one commercial job and full every day until 23 Dec and I ain't doing xmas eve for anyone.

[Shane sharples]

Iv had a woman ring me the other day saying she's got a new kitchen window being fitted so all the rest need cleaning, " do you need it doing before xmas? "
" yes it's got to be before xmas, but we usually work, so if you'd like to come and do it Wednesday morning that'll be great"
I need to give you a price first, is it monthly or a one off ?
Erm...Yeah we'll probably carry on getting them done after xmas...

Sounds like it could be a one off to me, get all her windows cleaned Coz she's getting a new window fitted and then cancel the window cleaning....but then again I could be wrong!

[NWH]

She wants it done once m8,if you'd like to pay me for 2 lots up front I'll be happy to do them say it'll be a fiver but if you want your few panes on your roof cleaning it'll be 305 lol.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Lol

[Shane sharples]

Il probably price it as double first clean, then I won't lose out