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Walter Mitty

  • Posts: 1314
I've got to go to Morrison's
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:20:55 pm »
I am such an important person that Morrison's have asked me to do my shopping there.  I might even quote for the windows too.
If you want to know how to supply window cleaning quotations for supermarkets, I will be running a seminar in Sainsbury's café 6PM - 8PM on February 30th, 2016 - possibly in Chepstow if someone will pay my bridge toll.  Bring a packed lunch and £25 each to pay me for the information.  In return, I will buy everyone a doughnut for pudding.

Dave Willis

Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2015, 04:12:45 pm »
will I have to wear your T shirt afterwards?

DeLuce

  • Posts: 1153
Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2015, 07:40:58 pm »
Do I get some sort of paper diploma thingy-majig? Do I have to have 'Morrison'  sign written on my van??  ;D

Walter Mitty

  • Posts: 1314
Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2015, 07:54:24 pm »
Do I get some sort of paper diploma thingy-majig? Do I have to have 'Morrison'  sign written on my van??  ;D

Anyone attending will be supplied with a special "Reach and Tosh" logo to stick ermmmm on the side of their van.

rosskesava

  • Posts: 17015
Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2015, 12:13:18 am »
Do I get to know how to clean solar panels without going to court?
Just chant..... Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna, Krsna Krsna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. It's beats chanting Tory Tory or Labour Labour.

Plankton

  • Posts: 2441
Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2015, 12:50:47 am »
Do I get to know how to clean solar panels without going to court?
Will I have the privilege to pay xyz £199+Driving a 600 mile round trip. :)

Phil J

  • Posts: 643
Re: I've got to go to Morrison's
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2015, 07:45:04 pm »
Will Rhinoman and Solar Steve be there?