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Smurf

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The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:10:19 pm »
I decided best I would stay at home today so can be close to the toilet as I don't really want to shat myself whilst out and about especialy when up a ladder . ;D

Has anyone shat themselves whilst out working?
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Bungle

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 12:28:33 pm »
Man pants Alan man pants  :)
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 12:46:13 pm »
They start to chafe after a while  ;D
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samson

Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 01:00:49 pm »
A bin liner and some gaffer tape worked for me   ;D
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2015, 01:04:12 pm »
Nice look but eventually will it not burn yer skin ;D
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M & C Window Cleaning

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2015, 01:07:49 pm »
Had to ask customers to use their toilet on occasion, then wished I hadn't when I got in there. Absolutely filthy. Felt like I would catch some dreadful desease if I touched anything.
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2015, 01:22:43 pm »
Quote from: M & C Cleaning Services on September 02, 2015, 01:07:49 pm
Had to ask customers to use their toilet on occasion, then wished I hadn't when I got in there. Absolutely filthy. Felt like I would catch some dreadful desease if I touched anything.

Not nice then  ???
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Walter Mitty

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2015, 03:16:20 pm »
Quote from: samson on September 02, 2015, 01:00:49 pm
A bin liner and some gaffer tape worked for me   ;D

Was the gaffer tape to stick over your ar*e?
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samson

Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2015, 03:34:44 pm »
Quote from: Walter Mitty on September 02, 2015, 03:16:20 pm
Quote from: samson on September 02, 2015, 01:00:49 pm
A bin liner and some gaffer tape worked for me   ;D

Was the gaffer tape to stick over your ar*e?
No it was ro seal the edges around the legs in case of seeping  ;D
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2015, 03:45:14 pm »
Quote from: Walter Mitty on September 02, 2015, 03:16:20 pm
Quote from: samson on September 02, 2015, 01:00:49 pm
A bin liner and some gaffer tape worked for me   ;D

Was the gaffer tape to stick over your ar*e?

A cork might work better but just don't fart or you could take someone’s eye out ;D
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robbo333

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2015, 04:35:47 pm »



Try these and let us know if they are any good.   ;D
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2015, 04:52:55 pm »
They don't seem to do them in my size  ;D
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robbo333

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 05:16:41 pm »



Problem sorted  ;D
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Smurf

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 05:21:29 pm »
 Oh bugger  ;D ;D ;D
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dazmond

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2015, 06:54:51 pm »
i havent had the runs but i was up all last night being sick! ::)roll

felt like crap all day today ruddy stomach bug.im just starting to feel a bit better now. :(
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Dave Willis

Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2015, 07:05:10 pm »
Maybe you have an allergy to hotel food?
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britishwill

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2015, 08:44:23 pm »
Thats me after a coffee first thing! Must be allergic..
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britishwill

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Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2015, 08:44:49 pm »
Thats me after a coffee first thing! Must be allergic..
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jwplasterers

Re: The runs - vindaloo was not a good idea last night
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2015, 08:58:49 pm »
I take a shovel and go in the woods if need to or if no woods around or in a built up areas  will go in the back of van, bin bag taped to arse and go for it make sure no ones walking past as they can hear.  put the radio up full blast lol
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