[Dave Willis]

Finished the windows and knocked on the door.
"Yes? have you come to do the books?"
No, I've just cleaned your windows.
"I thought there were three of you just now"
  no, just me.
"I'll get my purse"
She comes back with the TV Times
"How much is it?"
£20 pounds please

She then turns over two pages of the magazine
"There you go"
Thanks very much
"Bye"
.................... and shuts the door 

[Leeds]

You're meant to get more out of senile people, not less! 

[M & C Window Cleaning]

Sounds about as bizarre as a conversation I had with a 94 year old customer when she tried to pay me with cutlery. When I told her I had all the cutlery I needed at home she insisted that the bank would change it for me.

[Walter Mitty]

Sounds about as bizarre as a conversation I had with a 94 year old customer when she tried to pay me with cutlery. When I told her I had all the cutlery I needed at home she insisted that the bank would change it for me.

.. and it was at that point he told the customer to fork off.

[dazmond]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer then is she dave?

[Dave Willis]

She's got Parkinsons but has always been ok in the past, guess it's gone to her brain now. Sad really.

[colin bird]

A mate of mine cleaned windows knocked for payment £20 customer said he had no cash,but did have a wining scratch and would he accept is as payment ,he took the card and got the cash,

[kempy]

Not nice .
My dad has MS , worked hard all his life , paid his way and now it frustrates him as he still tries to be active and play with my kids .

Old age can be tough .

Enjoy life and good health we take it for granted

[Roy Harding]

I had a old lady open the front window as I was cleaning the front of the house,  and said let me pay you. Then when I got to the back windows she opened the back one and said let me pay you, before I forget. When going back around the front, you know whats coming 

So spent all day going around that house  , only joking.

[tonycarr]

Finished the windows and knocked on the door.
"Yes? have you come to do the books?"
No, I've just cleaned your windows.
"I thought there were three of you just now"
  no, just me.
"I'll get my purse"
She comes back with the TV Times
"How much is it?"
£20 pounds please

She then turns over two pages of the magazine
"There you go"
Thanks very much
"Bye"
.................... and shuts the door 

never mind......on REFLECTION it could have been the DAILY MIRROR 

TONY

[Joey Eastwood]

had 8 pennies instead of £8 before, LOL

[Smurf]

I've put those in the bank as I'm sure I could get away with it too.
Mind you I will probably forget anyhow after typing this as my short term memory is shocking.