Lanark for me.
Not too far from you mind.
Whereabouts are you?
LANARK.... that's south Lanarkshire funnily enough. Ken like!
Only 30 mins outside west Lothian. Not too far. 
Just kidding, Stirlingshire used to be 15 mins from me. Too many boundaries = too many licences = too many unlicensed windys
Definitely!
No one from the council has been able to answer me why we need individual licenses instead of a Scottish license. It's now "Scotland police" instead of individual areas, so should be the same for licenses.
Money making racket mate.