POO COMPETITION !

« **on:** April 12, 2006, 11:16:21 pm »

Well , here it is , does anybody else have dirty lazy customers like this ?
Did the front of the house and got to back gate to be greeted by this , i sprayed water over the windows from the gate and charged the same ammount , if they complain when i collect they have lost a window cleaner .

CAN ANYBODY BEAT THE POO SHOT , ALL PICS POSTED HERE COULD WIN A PRIZE !

rICH p @ f

« **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:21:51 pm »

Got one customer who's patio looks similar but not that bad.

You've beaten me there chap

Craig

« **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:26:30 pm »

Hey Craig , that is one dog with a seriously slack arse !
Got the microbore all set up now , its totally fantastic , watch for my next post , it will make you chuckle ..

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:38:05 pm »

thats a lot of st!t. haven't had one that bad but i once went to a house that the windows were covered with a mistery substance, it was only on closer inspection that i discovered that someone had puked out the top window. both the top window and the one under it were covered. i told them it weren't my job to clean the sick off and the next month when i went back they were still covered in sick so i dumped them. mingers

« **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:41:46 pm »

S**t

not suitable for wfp going round there with a trolley or hose a couple of times now my hose has gone through dog muck, one day my trolley wheels went through and there was no outside tap got it on my rungs a few times as well over the years

What a stinker

Brett.

« **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:53:52 pm »

Been there and done the rung bit , trouble is you only find out when its on your hands !

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:26:21 am »

Quote from: P @ F on April 12, 2006, 11:26:30 pm

Hey Craig , that is one dog with a seriously slack arse !

Rich P @ F

Perhaps you should stick your pole up it's arse and turn your pump up to full.
That would give it a good clean out

« **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:28:37 am »

If i see that dog its getting my boot up its arse not my pole !

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:29:54 am »

Just make sure you haven't got your open toed sandles on

Craig

« **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:33:37 am »

MMMMMM , Nutty toe nails !

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:39:03 am »

If that's what outside their house looks like what does it look like inside. $:-\$
Looks like the dogs been walking in it.
All over the carpets etc

Can never understand how people can live like this

Craig

« **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:39:41 am »

I'd be too ashamed to let anyone see that let alone expect them to work in it. I wonder what the inside of the house is like

« **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:43:12 am »

You are both right , there was footprints all over the place , the dogs must have been treading it in the house all day long ,

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:50:13 am »

rich

how much do you charge for windows

is the dog a s**tsu

brett

« **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2006, 01:22:50 am »

are you sure thay HAVE got a dog???

« **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2006, 07:40:53 am »

I never had one that bad window cleaning,
But I have had one a bit worse while doing another job. Me and the lad I was working with refused to do it.
Anyway environmental health got involved, and they had to clean it up.

How can people live like that? I have one now, the garden is full of kid’s toys and dog crap. The kids must go in covered in the stuff.

Well I say they are a customer, I have only done it once but not again it took me a couple mins to clean the crap of my trolley wheels.

« **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:00:32 am »

What have they been feeding that dog!!

« **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:27:49 am »

Rich that looks like a proper CRAP job, i would kick them into touch immeidiatley if they where on my run.

« **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2006, 09:02:16 am »

It isnt that bad all the time !
But there is always a few piles each time i go , they have a fence with raised posts so i usually hitch the hose up on them , the only thing i need to watch is where i stand !
Yesterday was a bit bad , even for my liking , i am a bit reluctant to bin them cos its £15 for 10 mins work .

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2006, 09:23:29 am »

Quote from: P @ F on April 13, 2006, 12:28:37 am

If i see that dog its getting my boot up its arse not my pole !

Rich P @ F

Rich, Its certainly not the Dogs fault for messing in its yard. If the owner cant be botherd to either walk the dog OR clean up after it. Its a little unfair to blame the dog in this situation.

For safety anyone on here that has kids please make sure your ladders or hoses dont have dog mess on if your kids are helpping you as dog poo can be fatal to children OR can blind them.

If it were me in the dog poo situation i might be inclined to call the RSPCA as at least they would look into the situation a) for public health inc window cleaners b) for the dog's well being

David

« **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:31:33 am »

15 quid for 10 mins work

you know what they say ' where theres muck theres money'

Brett

« **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:54:47 am »

i have 1 like that, well did, they complained that i only did the front and charged 7 quid instead of 9 for the whole house

i said clean up the dog mess then

the guy said "if i give you some bags, you can and i will pay you a extra few quid"

i just laughed and walked off

« **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2006, 05:31:18 pm »

David Duck , chill out my man ! , i aint gonna kick the dog really .

Rich P @ F

« **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2006, 06:03:06 pm »

£15 or not, I would dump them unless they gauranteed to clean the place up and ensure it stays clean for all your future visits! I definitely would not work in that!

Wheres the Health & Safety now then huh

? - thats the sort of thing they should look at

JohnL

« **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:16:06 pm »

NO NO NO and NO again.
DUMP the customer Rich.
Health hazzard to you.

I've had a few over the years that really stunk bad.
But they didn't look as bad as that.
GET RID OF IT.
PROMISE?

« **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:21:14 pm »

I've seen a lawn that was that bad. It was a disabled person's bungalow and they just pushed the dog out the back to do its business in the tiny garden every day.
It wasn't the dog's fault but it was gross. It must have been going on for years.
At least with a patio you can see it before you walk in it, the other problem with this place was the grass was about ankle high and I didn't find out what was in it until it was too late.
I would hate to be the person who has to cut that grass. I guess nobody would cut it thats why it was so long,

« **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:27:48 pm »

Get the strimmer on it

« **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2006, 09:04:52 pm »

omg i go two and that must be at least 3 days worth .....take em for a walk

« **Reply #28 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:59:56 pm »

It must be great when its summer and the suns beating down on it...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice !!!!!

« **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:53:15 am »

it can make you blind

what ever happened to white dog poo?
gaza