Sometimes when I'm working in East London I get water from a place in Darenth, nr Dartford near where the A2 meets the M25.
A while back I was there when another window cleaner was piling barrels of water into a smallish car that was then to my way of thinking seriously over loaded.
When I said to the (ex window cleaner) bloke who sells the water about it he said that to read what the bloke says on a window cleaning forum I'd just laugh as he claims to earn an impossible amount each day from a few barrels in a small car.
Yes, that window cleaner posts on this forum. I won't say who he is and yes, when I read some of what he posts, he talks the talk but in real life, he's a Walter Mitty.
Mate, you know who you are but don't worry - I won't burst your bubble.
I think there's more than a few of them on this forum.