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Dave Willis

Why?
« on: July 10, 2014, 09:37:26 pm »
Why does microbore just happen to have the same measurement as the gap in bricks?
Why does my hose always snag five feet short of the furthest point to the back of a property?
Why does my pole hose kink just when my pole is nearly at maximum height?
Why do snails climb so high?
Why is cat poope invisible?


......... and why just after I've rounded my order up to £50 on Gardiners website something else breaks the next day  >:(
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bobplum

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Re: Why?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2014, 09:38:48 pm »
BECAUSE YOUR A BIG RED COCK ;D ;D ;D
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ben M

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Re: Why?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2014, 09:39:27 pm »
lol, i feel your pain, welcome to the club  ;)
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gary999

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Re: Why?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2014, 09:41:07 pm »
Having one of those weeks Mr Willis ;D
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Dave Willis

Re: Why?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm »
No, same every week.
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wpclean

Re: Why?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2014, 09:45:47 pm »
You sound like you need some time off mate, book yourself a holiday  ;D
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koopmaster

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Re: Why?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2014, 09:47:25 pm »
thats ONE THING THAT GRINDS ME AND DRIVES ME UP THE WALL,  when you ONLY need 2, 3 or 4 feet to go and its XYXYXYXY snags.... and sometimes I have to walk almost 100 meters to unsnag it....
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DaveG

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Re: Why?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2014, 09:59:14 pm »
Dave Willis before he cleaned windows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv0onXhyLlE
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PoleKing

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Re: Why?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm »
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
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ben M

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Re: Why?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm »
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
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Clever Forum Name

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Re: Why?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2014, 10:03:21 pm »
Quote from: koopmaster on July 10, 2014, 09:47:25 pm
thats ONE THING THAT GRINDS ME AND DRIVES ME UP THE WALL,  when you ONLY need 2, 3 or 4 feet to go and its XYXYXYXY snags.... and sometimes I have to walk almost 100 meters to unsnag it....

I carry a coiled up pole hose section to extend my pole hose for around a meter or so. Absolutely love it.
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PoleKing

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Re: Why?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2014, 10:04:20 pm »
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break

I am.
But rarely on here.
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gary999

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Re: Why?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2014, 10:05:45 pm »
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break

You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
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ben M

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Re: Why?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 10:09:39 pm »
Quote from: gary999 on July 10, 2014, 10:05:45 pm
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break

You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!
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PoleKing

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Re: Why?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 10:16:46 pm »
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:09:39 pm
Quote from: gary999 on July 10, 2014, 10:05:45 pm
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break

You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!

Don't feel sorry for me, boy.
I'm on top of the world.
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mufcglen

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Re: Why?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2014, 10:56:10 pm »
lol so true, i have to say i think gardiners would get more orders if they did free postage above a lower price, i'd love to order a brush here and there but dont want to pay postage so put it off untill i can round it up just so i dont pay postage !!
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H20cleaning

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Re: Why?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2014, 10:57:26 pm »
haha this post made me laugh!
sometimes when i can see the microbore is about to snagged  ( on a object usually shaped very much like a small hand) i give the hose the puppy dogs eyes look just incase its feeling generous...

heres my best snag to date! dont know how this happened all i know is it took me ages to figure how to release it


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dazmond

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Re: Why?
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2014, 08:21:01 am »
Even if you won the lottery Dave you d still find something to moan about!I've got a mate like that.old before his time. ;D

Seriously Dave read 'the power of now ' by ekhart tolle.it might just change your attitude for the better!!! ;D
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price higher/work harder!

gary999

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Re: Why?
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2014, 08:30:06 am »
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:16:46 pm
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:09:39 pm
Quote from: gary999 on July 10, 2014, 10:05:45 pm
Quote from: ben M on July 10, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Quote from: PoleKing on July 10, 2014, 10:00:53 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:42:10 pm
No, same every week.

It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break

You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!

Don't feel sorry for me, boy.
I'm on top of the world.

Okay james cagney lets calm down now ;D
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rosskesava

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Re: Why?
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2014, 09:03:47 am »
I find it amazing how many times the hose gets caught in such a way that you can clean the whole window except for the furthest corner.
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