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AuRavelling79

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My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« on: April 07, 2014, 11:25:04 am »
Got a letter from my mate David Cameron. Didn't know he held me in such high esteem!

Have you got one?
It's a game of three halves!

*Hector*

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street! New
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2014, 11:29:29 am »
What I would really like to know is....

1. how you got your post so early in the day.. and...

2. why are you not at work?



and no not received post yet, so don't know..

 ;D
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

dannymack

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2014, 12:03:06 pm »
Yes I got one Geanville it's says 10 Downing Street at top of the letter, with Cameron's signature at the bottom

See we must be portent pmsl didn't know whether to frame it ha ha 👍😏

Pete Thompson

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2014, 01:41:03 pm »
I didn't get one   :-\

I must be a pleb, unworthy of any attention by the elite trust-fund toffs who run this country. 

What did it say?

(Did it say "please don't vote for UKIP in the european elections, because they're probably going to win them and that will make a TV election debate awkward for me")

G Griffin

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2014, 04:03:11 pm »
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CLEANCARE WC

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2014, 04:12:50 pm »
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

Paul Coleman

Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2014, 06:29:01 pm »
It probably said "Farage and Clegg discussing Europe is like two bald men arguing over a comb.  Vote Tory if you want toupé your way in life."

AuRavelling79

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2014, 12:38:19 pm »
Glad I didn't chuck it without reading it - apparently if you employ anyone you get £2000 off of their NIC contributions this tax year.

So my employee pays tax and N.I.
I also pay N.I. as the employer's contribution.

So if I pay DTM £1500 then I pay about £100 plus per month over and above his wages.

So I don't have to pay up to £2k. I will save about £1400. If I had more employees then I'd get the full £2k as long as their N.I. added up to that.
It's a game of three halves!

Soupy

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street! New
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2014, 01:55:02 pm »
Quote from: Gold
Glad I didn't chuck it without reading it - apparently if you employ anyone you get £2000 off of their NIC contributions this tax year.

So my employee pays tax and N.I.
I also pay N.I. as the employer's contribution.

So if I pay DTM £1500 then I pay about £100 plus per month over and above his wages.

So I don't have to pay up to £2k. I will save about £1400. If I had more employees then I'd get the full £2k as long as their N.I. added up to that.

Spot on.

Luckily all I had to do was click a box on sage. Job done.
#FreeTheBrightonOne
#aliens

Richard60

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Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2014, 03:52:15 pm »
mine said my unemployment benifit will stay the same this year .i dont worry any more .because you have 10 warnings .and then you have to pay back what you owe them at £5 per week . ;D ;D

SeanK

Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2014, 04:50:29 pm »
I didn't get one   :-\

I must be a pleb, unworthy of any attention by the elite trust-fund toffs who run this country. 

What did it say?

(Did it say "please don't vote for UKIP in the european elections, because they're probably going to win them and that will make a TV election debate awkward for me")


Could you please skip this months clean as the rain has cleaned them thanks Dave.