I'm happily married, so get those thoughts out of your head you lot!
I've been invited to go and watch 'that'll be the day' by a great bloke who's turning 84 in a couple of weeks.
He's so funny, he even told me I'm only a substitute as his grandson works shifts and can't get the time off to go with the rest of them.
I went to his surprise 80th 4 years ago and he got up and did a number with the jazz band they hired for the everning.
Could do with a few more customers like this on my round
