[daveappleby]

Check out this add in my local free directory. I like the 30% off for ditching your current window cleaner! Nice....!!!!!

[mufcglen]

Bet they've got loads of window cleaner mates!!

[PurefectWindowCleaning]

hahaha 



Is that picture not the same one that Ionics use, or some other company and would they even be allowed to use it?

[wfp master]

desperado

[PoleKing]

That is the god awful picture from ionic.
Love the fact that most if us charge double for 1st clean and he charges half.

[South Window Cleaning Ltd]

My house is £20 to clean
So if I called him I would ask for:
50% off my first clean =£10
50% off for recommending my friend =£0.00
30% off for switching =£ -6.00
so I get my windows cleaned and he gives my £6.00,
sounds a good deal to me he pays me to clean my windows !!!!!!

[tlwcs]

His first clean price maybe 4 times higher than the regular price, hence being able to give a 50% discount.
That said, I don't think he's that clever 

[South Window Cleaning Ltd]

His first clean price maybe 4 times higher than the regular price, hence being able to give a 50% discount.
That said, I don't think he's that clever 

its not look at his website: LOL

[Clever Forum Name]

Just been on his website.

£20
An hour WFP ?

Those are 90s prices lol

[rosskesava]

I'd get him to do my windows and then cancel him.

[tlwcs]

Where is he?

[Herve garrot]

for an above average service for a below average price . ya ya what a twat!!!

[Herve garrot]

oops I meant : what a twat!!!

[8weekly]

Having Problems?

Vittore Bakery: “Our window cleaner causes traffic problems by parking on the double yellow lines outside our shop and annoys our customers”
Mrs Western: "My window cleaner rushes around my house and doesn’t do the best job in the world…”
Mrs Jane: “My window cleaner shows little regard for my neighbours when parking his van”
Mrs Langston: “My window cleaner has damaged my property without owning up”
Dr Bramber: “My window cleaner climbs over my fence without my permission”
Mr Burges: “My window cleaner knocks on the door asking for his money”
Lady Stanford: “My window cleaner arrives without prior notification”
Mrs Kemp: “I think my window cleaner uses my tap to fill his tank”
Mrs Osborne: “I think my window cleaner charges me too much”
Ms Brooke: “My window cleaner leaves my porch under water”
Ms Semley: “My window cleaner steps on my plants”
Mr Clayton: “My window cleaner comes too often”
Mr Miller: “My window cleaner comes in the rain!”
Mrs Ockley: “My window cleaner is unreliable”
Mrs Dale: “My window cleaner isn’t flexible”

We’ve seen and heard it all.

Not all window cleaners are made the same.

[8weekly]

What can that mean for you?
Perhaps you live in a 5 bedroom home with a conservatory, or larger.  Do you think it would take more than a day to spring clean your home?  Likely, it would take at least a day to:
Clear your gutters
Clean your gutters, fascias and soffits
Clean your window frames, sills and windows
Clean your conservatory top-to-bottom inside-and-out
Clean the interior of your windows
Wouldn't you value the peace of mind of knowing that it won't cost you more than £160 (an eight hour day at £20/h)?  Would any other window cleaner offer you that?  Not in our experience.

£160 

[daveappleby]

Where is he?

I live in Petersfield, Hampshire and the add is in one of those free directories that came through my door. Not sure where he is though.

[daveappleby]

I like the four levels of cleaning with conservatory clean free if roof done and free outside clean if insides done!!!!!!

[AuRavelling79]

What an irritating website; full of his own self-importance and arrogance.

[Jonny 87]

Hmmmmm,

Anything we can all do to wind him up? Any suggestions ?

I'm game for a laugh.

 

[daveappleby]

Correct me if I'm wrong but WFP is used to avoid working at height ie. off a ladder. The window cleaner conducts a risk assessment and based on that decides if WFP or ladders is best option based on what is reasonably practicable?

We'll this dude is offering a choice. So is that based on the customer carrying out a risk assessment and then choosing the preferred method??