[Archer]

Job vacancy for an experienced window cleaner/ driver in the Bolton area if anyone knows someone.

Must be experienced using waterfed pole,

Thanks

[George P]

a waterbed pole, is that so they can work whilst sleeping 

[GB Window Cleaning]

i wouldn't have thought a water bed and poles would be a good mix due to puncture risk?! 

[George P]

i wouldn't have thought a water bed and poles would be a good mix due to puncture risk?! 

its fine so long as arm bands are worn (brightly coloured so as can be seen from a distance) and a lifeguard on standby with direct access to emergeny services, should it be required 

[AuRavelling79]

Bolton eh? ... could use one of those water cannon thingies they use in Northern Ireland. Keep the knuckledraggers away and have plenty of water for your waterbed.... errr waterfed pole.

[Archer]

Spelling mistake 

[GB Window Cleaning]

  Lol @ at all the reply's

[bumper]

Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.

[Archer]

Bumper,

What kind of comment is that

[DG Cleaning]

Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.

The best way would be to have the round set up so there's work near the job centre on signing on day that way the employees don't waste too much time.
Business is all about planning.

[p1w1]

Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.

The best way would be to have the round set up so there's work near the job centre on signing on day that way the employees don't waste too much time.
Business is all about planning.

Good advice there

[Archer]

I am a complete pkcri for posting on here thinking I would get a normal helpful answer,  as you are as thick as me with your replies

Not a clue what your answers are about

[DG Cleaning]

I am a complete pkcri for posting on here thinking I would get a normal helpful answer,  as you are as thick as me with your replies

Not a clue what your answers are about

Try the job centre, you could poach staff from the competition

[Archer]

You are very odd, I put a question on the forum and a Mong comes out with answers like you

[DG Cleaning]

You are very odd, I put a question on the forum and a Mong comes out with answers like you

Mong?
What delightful prose you use 

[Archer]

Why don't you go cottaging or something that you would normally do rather than trying to be a clever richard

[DG Cleaning]

The fish has taken the bait, hook line and sinker.
Time to reel it in

[Archer]

The post was about trying to find someone who may know someone who is looking for a job basically, but not to worry.

Unlike some halfwits that come on here I know in which direction I am going work wise, even if I can be argumentative and awkward myself.

[DG Cleaning]

The post was about trying to find someone who may know someone who is looking for a job basically, but not to worry.

Unlike some halfwits that come on here I know in which direction I am going work wise, even if I can be argumentative and awkward myself.

The only way is up, baby

[Archer]

Dg,

Is your sister your mum

And your brother your dad


That's definite, listening to the crap you talk

[Archer]

No need to, he is actually a boxer.

Would love to meet you, and have a sparring session

[Archer]

I got them drawn on me by a bell end from Germany who's sister is his mum.

He suffers from small man syndrome and can't make his partner cum, that's why she's getting drilled by half of berlin

[windiewasher]

Where did you get those specs Archer? They look really good. You look really scarey 

[Archer]

Correct,

She sees plenty of them coz you are inadequate

Oh well

[Archer]

Windiewasher


You still on the breast at your age, that's bad 

[windiewasher]

Windiewasher


You still on the breast at your age, that's bad 

Stop the snorting fella,its no good for you!

[Archer]

Why is your foreskin on your shoulders windiewasher

[Archer]

Because you always get to sit at the front at the flower arranging club and I can't see, suppose that's coz your dads your brother and he knows teacher

[windiewasher]

Why is your foreskin on your shoulders windiewasher

Atleast its not on my forehead like yours is!

[Archer]

I'm afraid yours is a lot bigger than mine, but that's why keeping it in the family is taboo, end up with people like you windiwasher

[Archer]

Bet there's lots of lads round where you like with a head like that from smashing it against your headboard

[roundbuilder]

How much wax do you need to get a shine like that?

Gaybar?.

[Archer]

Frustrated housewife,

Husband thinks he's English but goes back to roots in Germany looking for his sister, who is his mum

[Archer]

Mick,

Are you wanting to jump in and start slagging off

[windiewasher]

How much wax do you need to get a shine like that?

Is that you Archer?I thought you must be about 18 by the way you post,im shocked!

[roundbuilder]

Archer defo not i think your you a top and a wise man. Can defo give as good as you get!. Cant beat a bit of drunken banter lol.

[Archer]

Windiewasher,

Don't be shocked, my parents are not related at birth, unlike yours

[Archer]

Ok mick thanks


As for the other 2 who have smelly brown tips coz they are so far up each other you are very odd

[KLEENAWAY]

Alrite chris

Got anymore details about the job mate? Like pay and hours, or would you prefare to txt me pal? Iv got a loads of mates in Atherton that are wc's that could be interested.

Danny

[Archer]

Bacon,

Seriously, for anyone interested in this post why not take up my offer now to meet up, and rather than score cheap points do it face to face.

No idle threat or me being clever over a computer, I will back my words up seriously.

As you know I have offered this to you before but you just be clever with your comments.

Seriously, why don't we do it, anyone that knows me on here knows I am being serious

[Tom White]

Seriously, for anyone interested in this post why not take up my offer now to meet up, and rather than score cheap points do it face to face.

No idle threat or me being clever over a computer, I will back my words up seriously.

As you know I have offered this to you before but you just be clever with your comments.

Seriously, why don't we do it, anyone that knows me on here knows I am being serious

Archer; anyone; threats veiled or otherwise will not be tolerated.  Please do not wind up the Archer either.  He's not banned, just placed on the naughty step for a few days.

And it is possible to discuss any point robustly without resorting to this kind of posting.