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C o z y

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #100 on: May 03, 2013, 04:31:08 pm »
You lot all need to learn gracie jiu jitsu! end of!  ;)

PMSL. what, and have a punch up every time you meet another windy in the street?  "Hey you, this is my street" wack, kapow!!! Just like in the old 60's Batman series! I love this forum.

All them Jujitsu fellas spend about half an hour rolling round on the floor. Seems like hard work to me.

So let me get this right mate. If someone is on your "patch" or you find yourself working in an area that some other mong reckons is his patch, that's a cue to start pretending to be Bruce Lee and start hitting the guy? Your advice in "patch" disputes is to start knocking eachother about? That's the best solution for situations like this is it?  ;D ;D ;D
No still don't understand, I must be thick

Archer

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #101 on: May 03, 2013, 05:02:08 pm »

Chris Bacon,

after having many arguments with eachother, I cant help but laugh at your wit

I hate to admit it, but you make me laugh  :D

C o z y

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #102 on: May 03, 2013, 05:03:53 pm »
That's because I spill my spaghetti hoops down my bib when I talk mate  ;D By the way, your brother's ya dad!  ;)
No still don't understand, I must be thick

Archer

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #103 on: May 03, 2013, 05:13:32 pm »


Ha ha, so do I......... my sisters my mum as  ;) well

Pittmonkey

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #104 on: May 03, 2013, 08:21:58 pm »
Chris thought you were from Bolton, not Burnley!!
'Success is buried in the garden of failure'

GB Window Cleaning

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #105 on: May 03, 2013, 08:27:28 pm »
You lot all need to learn gracie jiu jitsu! end of!  ;)

PMSL. what, and have a punch up every time you meet another windy in the street?  "Hey you, this is my street" wack, kapow!!! Just like in the old 60's Batman series! I love this forum.

All them Jujitsu fellas spend about half an hour rolling round on the floor. Seems like hard work to me.

So let me get this right mate. If someone is on your "patch" or you find yourself working in an area that some other mong reckons is his patch, that's a cue to start pretending to be Bruce Lee and start hitting the guy? Your advice in "patch" disputes is to start knocking eachother about? That's the best solution for situations like this is it?  ;D ;D ;D

@...Chris. You've got me all wrong buddy. when i said "you lot need to learn gracie jiu jitsu" to be more specific, what i men't was... You lot all need to learn 'self defense'. as so your all not afraid of other people. Not to anable you to fight just to give one the confidence To stand verbally stand up for yourself. I'll leave you with a quote from the head guy in self defence... "A few honest un-afraid words will put a bully in his place"  :)

Thanks 

DG Cleaning

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #106 on: May 03, 2013, 08:31:47 pm »
You lot all need to learn gracie jiu jitsu! end of!  ;)



PMSL. what, and have a punch up every time you meet another windy in the street?  "Hey you, this is my street" wack, kapow!!! Just like in the old 60's Batman series! I love this forum.

All them Jujitsu fellas spend about half an hour rolling round on the floor. Seems like hard work to me.

So let me get this right mate. If someone is on your "patch" or you find yourself working in an area that some other mong reckons is his patch, that's a cue to start pretending to be Bruce Lee and start hitting the guy? Your advice in "patch" disputes is to start knocking eachother about? That's the best solution for situations like this is it?  ;D ;D ;D

@...Chris. You've got me all wrong buddy. when i said "you lot need to learn gracie jiu jitsu" to be more specific, what i men't was... You lot all need to learn 'self defense'. as so your all not afraid of other people. Not to anable you to fight just to give one the confidence To stand verbally stand up for yourself. I'll leave you with a quote from the head guy in self defence... "A few honest un-afraid words will put a bully in his place"  :)

Thanks 

I don't think we need to do a self defence course to be able to clean windows.
Anyway a bit of fear in these situations is healthy. :D

C o z y

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #107 on: May 03, 2013, 08:35:03 pm »
Why do you think some of us are afraid of other windies? It's all bollix that you need some kung fu to help you run your business mate. I've had a mong over here try to scare me off once. I arranged to meet the prat and told him to concentrate on his own stuff and not to bother me anymore. Job done, no broken bones.

If these sort of people are still out there threatening anyone, you just need to report 'em. Someone already said what to do with a case number etc. No need to go off and paint fences or "wax on, wax off" stuff. Just get on with earning your money and leave the coppers to sort out the mongs. Simples.
No still don't understand, I must be thick

GB Window Cleaning

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #108 on: May 03, 2013, 08:38:52 pm »
Fair play Chris and DG. Now lets all get along like good boys and play nicely with the other's!

Oh, and no spraying the other boy's with you water pistols! Sorry i mean water fed poles  ;D

DG Cleaning

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Re: This is my patch!
« Reply #109 on: May 03, 2013, 08:41:23 pm »
Fair play Chris and DG. Now lets all get along like good boys and play nicely with the other's!

Oh, and no spraying the other boy's with you water pistols! Sorry i mean water fed poles  ;D

 ;D  ;D