[barry mallett]

Attention all tradders.fed up at having a big debt list every month. Simply reduce your prices . Put your £1.00 houses  down to fifty pence , and your £2.00 houses down to £1.00.that way at the end of the month.instead of having a debt list of £40 you will  bring it down to £20. Happy days .leaving more cash for special brew . Happy climbing . 

[elite mike]

lmao 

[8weekly]

Brilliant.

[sunshine windows]

Got to be on the top 10 list of Barry mallet tips ever!

[Johnny B]

 

John

[stuart mc]

sounds like a plan thanks barry

[AuRavelling79]

Attention all tradders.fed up at having a big debt list every month. Simply reduce your prices . Put your £1.00 houses  down to fifty pence , and your £2.00 houses down to £1.00.that way at the end of the month.instead of having a debt list of £40 you will  bring it down to £20. Happy days .leaving more cash for special brew . Happy climbing . 

Thanks for another great Trad top tip Baz! How about going one better by allowing your customers to turn you away when you arrive when it suits them then you'll have even less debt to worry about.

 

[Richard60]

im going to do mine for nothing ,no collecting at all .thanks barry .

[Johnny B]

I think I will start paying my customers. Not only will they all be in credit, but it will guarantee them never saying 'not today' ever again. And I have a sneaky feeling that they will all recommend me to everyone they know, so I will dominate my patch and wipe out anyone who tries to undercut me.

I anticipate a small increase in overheads, but I am nothing if not honest and will declare all to the nice man at the tax office, who will reward my entrepreneurial acumen by paying my dole, housing benefit et al. Hopefully there will be enough left over to keep the Mondeo going.
 
John