I've noticed one or two of you not happy with us hard working conscientious types working bank holidays.
Is that because you feel like your missing out on a days wage or do you feel a bit guilty for sitting at home?
No it's because we charge sufficient amounts not to have to work them and feel sorry for you.
Another one who feels guilty
No trust me I live guilt free.
Its ok I understand 
Thanks for your understanding DG.
I'm only over the hill from you if you need any help optimizing your system and round let me know, I'll show you how we don't have to work Bank Holidays.
BTW there is a City & Guilds in Sheffield, space available for 1 or 2. Are you interested?