[escorttdi]

ive a wendy house on ma run an all  who,s twins are called maxwell an dog

[sunshine windows]

Sue Wing is probably our funniest, also have a hoar on the books

[robertphil]

i  cock

[KS Cleaning]

I have a Shirley Temple

[Richard Neal]

I have a mrs Bangs on my books,

Also,

Theres a local builder with his name on his van.      A Bender 

You're from round Mersea then? we have A Bender and sons

[Moderator David@stives]

I have a P Stayne

[Ian101]

a mrs hoar
and a dr k fidler
 

I have her sister Pam Hoare and a Wendy Dick

[rosskesava]

I've got a Mr Shitta (serious). I don't know which country he's from though but it's definitely not the UK. He's a nice bloke and a very good customer.

Also, a Walter Wally. His neighbour told me he used to be a park keeper and the kids used to take the mickey something terrible.

Another neighbour told me his middle name, which he keeps quiet about, is William, which when you put it all together comes out as Wally Willy Wally. His parents must have hated him from birth.

I used to have a customer who was a John Thomas and another who I knew as Alan Gunn but one day when I called his sister answered the door and I asked for Alan and she was puzzled and then said do you mean my brother, his names 'Attila'.

[andrew hamshare]

Not a customer but this came across this nameplate whilst quoting for a castle.

[andrew hamshare]

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His name is Captain Silius Titus.

It's not a joke, it really is his name.

[LWC]

Ive got a Mr Pain...and he used to ring every month asking when i was coming...he used to be a pain but now hes ok 

[Mist A Bit]

not a custy but went to school with anette curtain

[shina]

I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!

[AshWhite]

I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!

I should imagine that's exactly why he wasn't amused..

[mark turton]

lmao with the threads on this topic - cheered me up no end lol
im beginning to think all windies have an awesome sense of humour.

i had a mrs hoarder - job was to clean inside and out - when i got inside, she lived up to her name should have been on one of them telly programs - health and safety would have had a field day with obstacles to windows, walkways etc.

funny since then ive never quoted 1.5/double the reg clean price for outside for the insides, and check to see what im quoting for, live and learn.

it was like its a knockout working round to the windows.

[formb]

I too have a Mrs Hoare I can't bring myself to say her own name to her face which is odd.

I also have a Gordon Bennett, Mrs Crapham, Mr Scotand, and Mr POW (always needs to be written in caps, just because).

[Smudger]

we have Jane Seymore ( tho not the actress )

and a local plummer  A. Swindell


Darran

[andyM]

I've got a:
Mr & Mrs Dicks.
Mr & Mrs Titcombe.
Mrs Poupard (poophard).

[Slash]

I have a Mr Tosser and he lives up to it.

[sean mcc]

i have a Mr C.Lyon ,makes mu chuckle