i take it you aren't a great fan ...
I think Ian is a good guy, one I will be eternally grateful to.
He opened his business to me, and showed me the ropes.
I now have a good little business, and Ian gave up us time, free of charge or obligation, about 3 and a half years ago, and I know for a fact I could pick up the phone to chew the fat with him at any time.
This thread was for a giggle to lighten up what seems like a moody forum of late.