[jeff1966]

Received this email yesterday,made me giggle!

Hiya

I'm from the Blackburn area and was wondering what kind of machine you use and if you could meet my requirements. I needed the carpet to be washed and then the water to be soaked up, with this being done three times. The room is small with beds and cupboards. I only need the visible areas washing. The approximate measurements are:
• 7ft x 3 ft 4
•5ft 4 x 8ft 6

These are the areas which are visible. I await your reply

Regards

Yaseen Laher

[jasonl]

We are very busy this week in the Yorkshire asian/Muslim market , Ramadan is coming to an end and they want thos belgian wiltons looking good for the parties this weekend.  In their scripture it actually stipulates they must clean the house properly at this time.

[Fran84]

3 times

What is wrong with these people?

Tell her you will charge her 3x your normal amount and you will be more than happy to do it for her