[Roy Cauldery]

we were recomended to a prospective new client
All organised over the phone as she was in London-suited me as its a pain doing quotes at night
Team turned up on site to be given the following list of demands:
1)you can only come when I phone you
2)You can only pass the hose over the side gate but you cant go through it yourself
3)you have to knock and wait for me come and let you in where upon, you will take off your boots,go through the house and into the rear garden and put boots on(outside) again prior to commencing work
4)you must be quite at all times as they dont like any noise

we cleaned it once and threw away all her details as we drove off the driveway

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

i thought that was standard mate. only kidding. i would have walked off site straight away.

[Paul Griffin]

I'm suprised you even cleaned it the once...

Some customers live in a world of there own and thinks everything happens around them.....

[Ian101]

we were recomended to a prospective new client
All organised over the phone as she was in London-suited me as its a pain doing quotes at night
Team turned up on site to be given the following list of demands:
1)you can only come when I phone you

thats about as far as she would have got with us   

some people ay !!

out of interest what was value of job ?

£200+ then perhaps I would play along

[Roy Cauldery]

wish it was a £200 er
no-only three bed semi(she thinks its hampton court palace obviously)
£36 first(and last) clean

I think I shall chalk that one up to experience(you bl**dy learn quick in this game)

[Paul Coleman]

we were recomended to a prospective new client
All organised over the phone as she was in London-suited me as its a pain doing quotes at night
Team turned up on site to be given the following list of demands:
1)you can only come when I phone you
2)You can only pass the hose over the side gate but you cant go through it yourself
3)you have to knock and wait for me come and let you in where upon, you will take off your boots,go through the house and into the rear garden and put boots on(outside) again prior to commencing work
4)you must be quite at all times as they dont like any noise

we cleaned it once and threw away all her details as we drove off the driveway

I would definitely have done it a second time just to take my vuvuzela along.

[Roy Cauldery]

Paul-it's uncanny but how the hell did you know?