hi Dan,id not waste a sausage roll on her !
iv jus remembered she has a "dropped foot " ,that where you wake up one day and your foot hangs downwards making walking very difficult, but Really funny to watch ! if you are reading this C.C.S. try to draw her outside, so you can see the walking action
its wrong to laugh at misfortune,but in her case its okay to chuckle as she had me flogging my guts out at her previous home on many occasions