capital Radio window cleaning song!

« **on:** January 28, 2004, 04:59:00 pm »

well some of you noted I was on capital Radio last
friday talking to chris Tarrant!

and yes I do have avery special the,

window cleaners song that been requested here are the lyrics

let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze!

would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease,

let me swing you in the cradle,I am beging ya please,

let me dip you in me bucket of love, :

verse, :)1

see you every day as you walk by,I wonder if you notice me way up in the sky,

all the fellas on the site they just whistle and call,

but you just shake ya head and say nothing at all,

I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth

I work five days I get me weekends off

chorus

so let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze

would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease :

let me swing you in me cradle I am beging you please

let me dip you in me bucket of love,

verse 2

I ll take you for a slap up steak chips and peas,

Ill wear me favourit cap and me best dungerees

I could take you to the pictures pick you up if you like

I ve only gotta put an extra seat on me bike,

I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth,

I work five days get me weekends off,

repeat chorus

open to a record deal this would get number 1

I sing it and

play guitar

« **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2004, 05:40:20 pm »

Will look out for you on pop Idol

« **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2004, 06:18:23 pm »

Well done Terry,

I am looking forward to your waterfed pole song, or will it be to rude.

Regards

Reuben

« **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2004, 06:23:52 pm »

;)well ruby mate ;)who knows what the B side could be,
hope to see you at the show ;)in april

« **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2004, 06:38:47 pm »

Some suggestions for song titles:

The clean, clean glass of home,

Ain't no window high enough,

The long and winding hose... (my favourite)

Anyone got any other suggestions?

« **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2004, 07:42:52 pm »

Gary Glitter (he who should not be mentioned) used to sing "I'm Vileda Of The Gang"

Or maybe that was Shammy Davis Jnr?

« **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2004, 07:59:34 pm »

;)you have started it now

Britney spears oops I cleaned it again

ernie and he fastest squee gee in the west!

come on guys theres ton more

« **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2004, 09:27:07 pm »

What about
Bridge over troubled water fed pole
Message in a bucket on a belt
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies
Unger do do do
Shiney happy window cleaners

« **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2004, 11:21:39 pm »

Dire Straits - Sultans of Scrim
Go West - Don't Look Down
Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy (you owe me three cleans and I know you're in!)
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (the van's at the end of the road and the rain's coming on!)

« **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2004, 11:24:08 pm »

Bob the window cleaner, can he clean it, yes he can

« **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2004, 06:22:55 pm »

Puff the magic window cleaner

« **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2004, 06:26:44 pm »

;)robert palmer

you might as well face it your addicted to gloves!

« **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2004, 06:35:38 pm »

steamy windows tina turner

« **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2004, 06:41:51 pm »

Supercallafradgalisticexpertwindowcleaner
or something like that

« **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2004, 06:41:54 pm »

there was a house in new orleans it needs the windows cleand
any way whats the tune to this number 1 hit

« **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:14:51 pm »

Window cleaning movies?

Full Metal Bucket

« **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:17:23 pm »

Lord of the rungs

« **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:19:50 pm »

window cleaner of oz
Actor - Shammy davis jnr

« **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:43:31 pm »

;)Beatles

love love me tools

baby you can drive my van

movies

top rung!
smokey and the vannette

« **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2004, 10:08:21 pm »

Quote

Lord of the rungs

Shouldn't that be "Lord of the rungs-The return of the Scrim?"

« **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2004, 10:28:18 pm »

"Independence spray"
"Starbrite wars-The silicon menace"
"Spiderman"
"The chamois King" (Elton Burrows)
"GG3-The extra terrestial"
"The sponge reloaded"
"Forrest water fed pump"
"Squeegee Impossible"
"Joy Story"(For Americans)
"The Squeegee-ator"
"Dances with tools"
"The silence of the shams"

Grease, Rain-man, Home Alone, Spiderman, Waterworld, Lethal weapon, The perfect storm-all disqualified for stating the obvious.

« **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2004, 11:28:40 pm »

What about
Fleetwood mac Tell me lies

« **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2004, 11:42:37 pm »

Dom- "The Sound of Silence".

« **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2004, 11:46:26 pm »

PRETTY BUBBLES

IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS IN
THE SKY I CLIMB SO HIGH I poop MY PANTS AND WHEN
I FALL I SQUASH THE ANTS PUNTERS ALWAYS MOANING
WORKMATES MOANING TOO IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS JUST FOR YOU..

DUN..DUN

« **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2004, 11:48:20 pm »

Silence is golden

« **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2004, 01:11:58 am »

Theres a hole in my bucket

« **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2004, 01:28:41 am »

jack nicklescrim the shineing

i will allways scrub you.. it b whos scrim

« **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2004, 09:37:55 am »

VERY GOOD GUYS!

I am IM PRESSED!

« **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2004, 02:26:56 pm »

Who are you

by The Who

Kevin

« **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2004, 03:06:05 pm »

this glass was made for washing and thats just what ill do,
one these days im gona clean al over town do do do

yes i know its bad but its my last attenpt lol

« **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2004, 03:36:40 pm »

I found a contender!!!

http://www.propertysnaps.co.uk/gerryanderson/poems/poem4.htm

« **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2004, 11:29:44 pm »

See ya later Applicator.

Gerry.

« **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2004, 12:20:52 am »

Welcome to the pleasure Dom

« **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2004, 12:21:53 pm »

Hey Terry you got competition from the punk metal singing window cleaner,

By day Hendrix Dead Boy cleans the windows of Nottingham's public houses. By night he fronts the punk-metal band Sic Boy Federation.

maybe you could get them to play at the fed bash in april

www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/ 09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

« **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2004, 01:48:54 pm »

Right then, are you sitting comfortably . . .

This is Turbo in competition
http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.co.uk/T%20Burrows.jpg

And this is him after putting his finger in the cigarette lighter on the dash
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

Sorry Terry - couldn't resist