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Ian101

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Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« on: January 17, 2012, 11:19:09 am »
What events would you like to see in a Window Cleaners Olympics ?

How about The 100 Metre hose reel sprint ... Rules are standard blue metal reel and 100 metre of 8mm microbore full of water and fully rolled out.

Performance enhancing supplements like beer chips curry allowed but no salads as they are on the banned substance list.
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David Salkeld

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 11:46:35 am »
I can't enter........................


Have a Backpack   ;D ;D ;D
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Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 11:49:00 am »
You could enter the Disabled Olympics
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richywilts

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 11:49:22 am »
il have to enter the paralmpics i have a disadvantage hose reel that doesnt work that well!!!!!!!
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Pope vader

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 11:57:46 am »
Quote from: Ian H2o on January 17, 2012, 11:49:00 am
You could enter the Disabled Olympics

he cant that will be full of tradders  ;D
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Paul Coleman

Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 02:01:55 pm »
Synchronised squeegeeing.
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Roy Cauldery

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 02:13:13 pm »
 ;D ;D
good topic!!

How about the fully extend the 70ft pole and collapse and into the van(the pole not the operator!)
The 2m fence fling-tools,hoses and body over into awkward gardens
The standing long jump(for gardens with less well toilet trained dogs)

 :D
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CLEANCARE WC

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 02:14:16 pm »
LOCKED GATE HIGH JUMP

DOG TURD POLE VAULT
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WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

Steve Sed

Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 02:25:44 pm »
Most bathroom windows bumped in a day for tradders.
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Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 02:44:47 pm »
3000 Meter Race chasing a slow payer
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Sean Dyer

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 03:16:07 pm »
"Get orf my patch " wrestling
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David Salkeld

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 03:32:26 pm »
Just why I love this forum..........................




You can always rely on usefull sensible advice.................





Love it guys
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Llaaww

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 03:40:05 pm »
Weight lifting for the ones still on the fibre glass poles
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Gav Camm lammy 283

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 05:12:28 pm »
Quote from: llaaww on January 17, 2012, 03:40:05 pm
Weight lifting for the ones still on the fibre glass poles

you could be our Zola Budd
you know running without BOOTS
oh sorry meant shoes pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 05:27:50 pm »
Quote from: Sean Dyer on January 17, 2012, 03:16:07 pm
"Get orf my patch " wrestling

Gav good bet for the gold on that one  ;)
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Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 05:28:58 pm »
Quote from: David Salkeld on January 17, 2012, 03:32:26 pm
Just why I love this forum..........................




You can always rely on usefull sensible advice.................





Love it guys
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

sensible advice on here nope ... well occasionally possibly  ;D
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Gav Camm lammy 283

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 05:31:03 pm »
Quote from: Ian H2o on January 17, 2012, 05:27:50 pm
Quote from: Sean Dyer on January 17, 2012, 03:16:07 pm
"Get orf my patch " wrestling

Gav good bet for the gold on that one  ;)

ian youll be giving ppl the
wrong impression of me fella
as you know im a very nice man  ;D ;D ;D
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LET YOUR PANES BE MY PLEASURE

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 it would be C.C.C  Probably the best WINDOW CLEANERS IN THE WORLD ..........."

Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 05:32:51 pm »
Quote from: Gav Camm lammy 283 on January 17, 2012, 05:31:03 pm
Quote from: Ian H2o on January 17, 2012, 05:27:50 pm
Quote from: Sean Dyer on January 17, 2012, 03:16:07 pm
"Get orf my patch " wrestling

Gav good bet for the gold on that one  ;)

ian youll be giving ppl the
wrong impression of me fella
as you know im a very nice man  ;D ;D ;D

so ok to drop 50000 leaflets in Wrexham then ??

haha only kidding ... just for record hes a very nice man and very helpful  :)
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Gav Camm lammy 283

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 05:34:51 pm »
ian theres no cream
in wrexham left i own it all ;D ;D ;D
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Ian101

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Re: Olympic Events for Window Cleaners
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 05:37:54 pm »
just thought of another event ... an endurance event.

You gotta drink 5 cups of tea all after one another, go work in temp of 1 to 2 and see who can hold on without peaing themselves for the longest  :D
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