My suggestions are:
llaaawww
Stu
Gold
Ashwhite
Squeaky (but not during his period week)
PJ (He loves authority and telling people how to think, being an Elder 'n' all that)
No, not me mate, I wouldn't have the time.
As for telling people how to think? Pah! Pot Kettle Black! You don't seem to switch off Toshie Twankie! Whenever I go to this forum there you are like mould seeping into every topic gradually spreading your OCD booodist spores into everything.
If you see me as an authority figure then that is something in your psyche wanting to form a stronger bond with me. If you are lacking a father figure or good role model, I'm sorry Toshie you'll have to search again. Alas no, I am no authority, nor do I wish to be.
In this instance it is you who have contradicted your peace plan and have made this personal remark, and so I respond.
You boasted once, whilst bullying Squeaky (as usual) that no one could really make you bite or wind you up. I chose that moment and have continued to do so quite successfully ever since
There now. Hijacked the thread but it was worth it to confess that.
Actually I feel a bit guilty about it, because it's always been so much easier to push your button than I thought.
Back on topic, I think the forum will be hard pushed to find another Dave Morris