[AshWhite]

Best stop 'doing' her friends then..

[Carpet Dawg]

lol i wrote that and thought should i leave it in or will someone pull me up on it ?!?! 

[AshWhite]

Sorry mate, couldn't resist

Good luck with the new Mrs anyway.

[M.Acorn]

So you will be losing out on quite a bit of work then !!

[Carpet Dawg]

Sorry mate, couldn't resist

Good luck with the new Mrs anyway.

Cheers mate.

Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways!   

[AshWhite]

On a positive note, you'll never be stuck what to get her for birthdays, xmas, anniversaries etc. 'Here you go darling, a voucher entitling you to 1 free carpet clean'.

Who said romance was dead?

[Jim_77]

Welcome to your new "worst customer" !!

One tip, I find you can bore women very easily talking about carpet cleaning, best talk about what she does instead

[Richard Basey-Fisher]

Welcome to your new "worst customer" !!

One tip, I find you can bore women very easily talking about carpet cleaning, best talk about what she does instead

or if that fails offer free protector

[PaulKing]

You should always offer to use protection 

[Ian Gourlay]

It would have been cheaper for her to join a dating Agency instead of paying you 4 times a year.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Offer her a 3 for 2 on services, but don't do a BOGOf what ever you do 

Shaun

[Jamie Lindsay]

Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways!   
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You better hope she's not got an account on here haha

[Steve. Taylor]

Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways!   

You better hope she's not got an account on here haha
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Jamie how many carpet cleaners do you think she wants

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Hope she's looking for your money, she'll find out if she's on here looking through your posts

Shaun

PS I'm safe I have no money just look through my posts

[Simon Moat]

Can't say I ever have,        I don't carry Rophynol on the van.