[pure tech]

A nice little chest freezer.
Use it to store my fishbait and flake ice so have promised the lady a few feeds of fresh fish.

[ascjim]

Blow jobs, when the house wives got no payment

[dave f]

i got a large marrow yesterday  and the next custys garden i got a boot full of dog poope lol

[AuRavelling79]

This week - A stonkin great big courgette and the biggest apple youve ever seen in ya life

Fruits been good this year - I've been given loads of fruit but as I've got an apple tree a cherry tree and hazelnuts in my garden I've refused some stuff.

But I had a huge juicy pear off a custy in her back garden; tasted wonderful, no bruises or marks just firm and fruity - absolutely gorgeous! Told my wife and she won't speak to me now.  

[Londoner]

I have had apples this week but have you noticed the number of people these days who make no attempt to pick their apples and just leave them to drop?

[bobby p]

me and the lads have had a fair few of those mini tomatoes . golden rule,no more than 2 at any 1 house though

[L.J.Thorpe]

2 portable tellys
dvd player
freeview box
microwave
assorted goldfish/carp
titan pond pump
various plants
bottle of bacardi(just random not xmas)
7 large bags of cadburys mini eggs (just random not easter)
job lot of patio pots and that log roll stuf(flogged it)
a battery for an electric golf trolley
25 litres of engine oil

[Spruce]

I've had a few that give me a 'headache'. 

[Smudgeoff Cleaning Services]

Fruit and veg all year round from one local grower

[CLEANCARE WC]

i clean for my old dinner lady from my old primary school and i think she must think im still 8 cos she insists on giving me a "blue ribben" every time 

dont takeaway my breakaway