[stephen.b1]

can you list anything else that you take off windows
bird poo
finger prints
spit/snot
cat licks
spider muck

working in the country
geese spit
sheep licks
cow licks
cow muck from spreader
cow muck from rubbing arse on door
but the worst has to be muddy paws from dogs set the scene
large garden all turf gone 3 alsations dog muck all over trod in and mixed with mud then the dogs jump up at the patio doors when you wet this the smell makes you wretch

[stephen.b1]

http://:\Users\stephen\Desktop\dirty%20windows%20259.jpg

[landy2]

you forgot   EGGS

[BORBRYCE]

Town centre

Kebabs
curries
puke
urine
blood
snot
spray paint
marker pen
eggs
chewing gum.

[S.A.J]

Spermatozoon

[geoffreyspecht]

salt live by the sea

[mci services]

silly string
milk
glue
tape
grit
salt
snow decor spray

[Richard Neal]

Cement

Hard water (from watering plants)

[davids3511]

The remnants of water bombs. A swine to get off when dried hard.

[Newannaive]

silican 

[G Griffin]

Spermatozoon

Come again  .

[Sean Dyer]

just did

[mci services]

just did

were you on your own

[Sean Dyer]

 

[BORBRYCE]

Another windie told me about a shoe that was superglued to a shop front once as well. He pulled the shoe from the glass and just left the glue.

[johnny_h]

cheese ....... yes cheese from a 1st floor window the kid didnt want cheese in his late night burger so wiped it onto the window

[cozy]

http://:\Users\stephen\Desktop\dirty%20windows%20259.jpg

I'd charge 50% extra for doors like that mate. My Mrs does the downstairs windows and she gets stuff that would make my bllod run cold. One of the worst is kids fingerprints mixed with sweets or jam butties or burgers. Need a scraper sometimes.

[dai]

You forgot lipstick, it's a real pain to get off too.

[cozy]

You forgot lipstick, it's a real pain to get off too.

They kiss windows where you are mate? 

[Tom White]

I clean a housing shelter for disadvantaged kids; one of the little swines threw a whole load of old chip pan fat out of a 2nd floor window covering the open windows of the 1st floor and ground floor windows.