Has anyone taken a clay pipe to work, and, crucially actually smoked the briar whilst there? Did you get mistaken for a seaman or other such old-chap type?
I had a clay pipe years ago, very fragile - broke inside my leather jacket as I remember - had a lovely deep red colour painted on the mouth piece.
Could be invaluable when trying to get new customers if you want to promote the image of old wise window cleaner sort.