At around 9:30pm last night, the phone rang and a prospect asked if she could book an oven clean in...
"Certainly, please be aware that our minimum charge is now £50....."
"No, it says on your website £28!"
"Yes, that's the price list, I clean racks for £2 per rack, but you wouldn't expect me to turn up 15 miles each way for £2... Would you?"
She says, "I run several holiday lets and we were just trying to see if you did a good job really, then we could employ you to do all our ovens" :

(Not that old chestnut!)
She went on... "Someone may report you to trading standards you know, in breach of trade descriptions act and all that! Could you not do it for less?"
"I'm sorry, but there are other oven cleaners in the area, you'd better ring one of those!"
Perhaps I am in the wrong, am I in breach of trade descriptions act for stipulating "Oven Cleaning From £28"... but explaining BEFORE I book someone in, that my minimum charge is £50?