[Count Phil]

Just got a call from a window customer. She has fake blood on the carpet. Is this easy to remove? I dont know what colour carpet or fabric.

[M.Acorn]

Tell them to clear off !!!!                    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xKUiva2WSQ

[Ricky M]

cracking tune 

[clinton]

 

[Neil Williams]

She has fake blood on the carpet.

Tell here to fake off
or
Rub some fake garlic on it
or
Tell her not to use that fake carpet cleaning solution called 1001
or
Simply look in a book for a carpet cleaner but try and avoid 'Fakes-R-Us' 

[Steve. Taylor]

What if its real blood and the first person she called refused to move it

dddnnn the plot thickens

[Count Phil]

Ok. Does that mean no one
knows? I'm new to this. Please help

[MAX Carpets]

Drive a steak through it. Start in the middle of the stain, working your way out.

[Mary Watson]

What if it is Dracula, trying to hide its pray..

[clinton]

Count dracula the count

[Neil Williams]

Ok. Does that mean no one
knows? I'm new to this. Please help

We might know, it's just we need a lot more detail.

[derek west]

get a white cloth and see if it transfers with northing on other than water. if it does then rinse with plain water to see whats left, if no transfer, try a M/S on the towel if yes then use that and rinse, if not try other things, start mild and work your way up, and just do small test patches not the whole stain, theres water based solvents, paint removers in fact anything in your arsenal but just be careful and pretest, and remember, very small amounts, your seeing if you get transfer first. if nothing works then its onto reducers but only use if you know what your doing, if not then turn the job down, buy some fake blood and practice. maybe she's got some fake blood left and an offcut of the same carpet, ask her if you can take it home and do some tests.

hope this helps

[MAX Carpets]

blimey Derek, that was sensible for you?

[derek west]

blimey Derek, that was sensible for you?

i know!
don't know what come over me. sorry guys i'll be back to normal in no time.

if it doesn't come out, you could fake blood the whole carpet or better still, put a plaster on it.

[colin thomas]

derek, this isn't a complaint and i am not taking the p**s but is it a northern thing to write 'northing' instead of 'nothing', do you write as you speak for certain words.
i think it's cute,

colin   

[derek west]

big fingers col, wife aint complaining, well! not about the fingers anyhoo.

[MAX Carpets]

Colin, did you just say you think Derek is cute??

[Steve. Taylor]

You know what they say big fingers small wand

Go and stick your glide on the end

[derek west]

Colin, did you just say you think Derek is cute??

my wife thinks i'm cute, well i think she said that, certainly started with a "C" and a "U"

[colin thomas]

well, cute in a northern sort of way! there he goes again,'anyhoo' , must be a language divide, my wife is from hartlepool, when we first got together her family thought that i spoke perfect queens english, i am from fulham and constantly drop my h's and don't cross my t's, a bit like del boy, but there you go, honour your roots and respect!

 colin