[Clive McDonald]

Lets be honest we're all coining it while those mugs are away fighting.I earn in a day what a squadiee gets in a month, not that i'm bragging mind. One of my custies was saying that after the war the health service will be free but some of us might have to start paying tax, even more worrying than that have you heard this rubbish about smokeless zones? If people don't have smokey chimeneys to make their windies nice and mucky what are we going to do?

Got a good add on, i offer to clean the outside bog, tanner a pop.

[Ross G]

hahaha class 


but really get that bloody hi vis coat of you're making jerries life easy mate

[martinsadie]

I had a lucky escape today lads

typical im away fighting and your on my patch 

[BORBRYCE]

I had a lucky escape today lads

Does any of your custies complain when you clean when it's bombing mate?

[richard jagger]

Charged 3 Woodbinds fAgs  for a full house clean and Mrs Applegarth said I was expensive as there was shapnill markes on her windows afterwards.

[mci services]

I had a lucky escape today lads

Does any of your custies complain when you clean when it's bombing mate?

ronnie i offer a bombing campaign guarantee, where if there is any complaints because of bombing i return and re clean for free. ive only had one call back

[dazmond]

corporal dazmond here ive got an old ambulance for transport but sod the window cleaning!them wooden ladders are too heavy!i decided due to "not at homes buried under the rubble"customers not payin me i thought id dig the bodies out and take their jewellery!lets be honest their not gonna need it!all the tools i need is a pair of pliers(for gettin the gold teeth out!)and a swag bag for looting!!

see ya you window cleaning suckers!!!YEEEHHAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

[BORBRYCE]

Corporal Daz, It's cowboys like you that give us windies a bad name. I have a sign written cart and use only the best vinegar. You should go back to chimney sweeping cos thats all your good for and leave us pro's to get on with it.
When I have a custie that pops their glogs due to a blitz, I do the next clean half price for the spouse and not raid their pockets and gums for the scrap.

[Tom White]

tosh you missed out 1939 :

That's because I'm a Geordie thick! 

[BORBRYCE]

I had a lucky escape today lads

Does any of your custies complain when you clean when it's bombing mate?

ronnie i offer a bombing campaign guarantee, where if there is any complaints because of bombing i return and re clean for free. ive only had one call back

I tried that Stuart, but no one could find a phone box that worked.

[mci services]

I had a lucky escape today lads

Does any of your custies complain when you clean when it's bombing mate?

ronnie i offer a bombing campaign guarantee, where if there is any complaints because of bombing i return and re clean for free. ive only had one call back

I tried that Stuart, but no one could find a phone box that worked.

maybe why i havent had any complaints then :

[Ross G]

i heard a rumour the other day a chap at the minestry of defence called prof Gardeners says he's inventing a new wonder device similair to a submarines periscope that'll change the way we clean windows forever, i know this sounds far fetched but he says you will not need vinegar or ladders
what next Poles flying spitfires i ask you

[Paul Coleman]

i heard a rumour the other day a chap at the minestry of defence called prof Gardeners says he's inventing a new wonder device similair to a submarines periscope that'll change the way we clean windows forever, i know this sounds far fetched but he says you will not need vinegar or ladders
what next Poles flying spitfires i ask you

That Prof Gardiner has really been at it.
Look here :-

http://www.gardinerpolesystems.co.uk/acatalog/Plastic_Goosenecks.html

He's even selling doodlebugs 
(4th and 5th items down)

[Tom White]

Can anyone help me?  I wish to bid for the window cleaning of some MOD sites.  Has anyone got a map or a list of all military installations?

[mci services]

Can anyone help me?  I wish to bid for the window cleaning of some MOD sites.  Has anyone got a map or a list of all military installations?

DONT TELL HIM he is a german spy ban him from the forum now

[Tom White]

This country is full - jam packed with foreigners - we've got Indians everywhere here in Chepstow, stinking the place up with curry.

I blame this guy:

 

Look at him and the rude gesture he's giving us!!!! 

Sir Oswald Mosley wouldn't stand for all these Curry Eaters invading the country; why don't they just go back to India?

[Tom White]

(I'd better explain that we had many foreign troops from all over the Commonwealth here in the UK and Chepstow 'hosted' an Indian artillery battalion who were billeted at the Racecourse).

[Tom White]

Ruddy Lino cleaners, lazy work-shy gits, sat at home watching their 9 inch TVs all day.

[Tom White]

i wouldnt be cleaning windows ,i would have been off fighting Hitlers boys,

Stan, you wouldn't pass the medical with your rickets.

[AuRavelling79]

Brilliant thread Tosh.


I'm writing this from Horfield Prison.

February 1941

In court I told the beak I'd do coal mining, the merchant navy, ambulance driving, or collecting the wounded in no-man's land or with my ladder experience I'd be good on the fire engines. He said I don't want "conchies" like you dragging down morale so it's off to prison for you.

Anyway I got tarred and feathered while out tarmacadaming a farm track on the chain gang yesterday so I'm in a lot of pain and feeling pretty miserable really. Still at least I haven't been thrown to the lions or nailed up on a pole or cross!

My parents have disowned me and told me not to darken their doorstep again and my window cleaning round has been taken over by the local spiv.  

Had a nice chat with a Quaker this evening while slopping out but that got cut short by an air raid. Fortunately those Dorniers don't carry too many bombs and we got off lightly.

Will write soon.


Bye for now.