There's me a window cleaner with my sign written van on the drive, anyway my soffits and fascias need restaining and painting and I'm buggered if I'm going to spend half a week up a ladder doing them. I have a retired painter and decorator who lives just down the road who can't wait to do the job. He's 67 and says he's only fallen off his ladder twice

He's going to use some 'cripples' to get above the conservatory (my brother-in-law reckons these are illegal) I don't even know what they are.
So there's me Mr health and safety letting an old age pensioner go up his ladders to risk life and limb.
Hope he doesn't fall off and try to sue me
