Tell her you're having an affair; she'd never believe the truth, it's too far fetched. What's wrong with a mince pie and a couple of quid??
A bloody watch?
You must be a hell of a window cleaner; and her hubby works away a lot, and she sometimes gets you to do the insides, and you knocked over the bucket, all down you, and she only offered to dry your clothes for you, and then as she was passing you your coffee you both accidently tripped over your squeegy and fell onto the sofa and, and, and, and ....... and that's how you earned yourself a bloody watch, you jammy git
