[gary mallett]

all you trad cleaners now winters here i bet your all dreading those wet or icy sloping roofs above garages,  bay windows ,extensions ,etc. no more , just go to your local fancy dress shop ,and hire a spiderman outfit. make sure its not spidergirl or youll look an idiot .climb the ladder and shoot the webbing from your wrist on the bricks next to the window . pull yourself up clean the window,and lower yourself back to the ladder. happy days   . important - if they dont have any spiderman outfits left,do not attempt under any circumstances to hire a mr freeze oufit. oh how imiss those dodgy roofs in the winter                                      

[daniel worgan]

You sound more like timmy mallet.....

[dave f]

thats a insult to timmy mallet

[jonnyald]

g,mallet = DORK

[dazmond]

no worries and im trad!i use a trad pole!feet firmly on the ground!

[JSMC]

all you wfp guys make sure yer pipes dont ice up on ye and can't start work till 12pm



LOL

[South Coast Cleaning Services]

all you wfp guys make sure yer pipes dont ice up on ye and can't start work till 12pm



LOL

But your wfp arent you 

[JSMC]

yes i am but the way someon her elook down there nose at trad guys is shocking. i use both methods. trad on shops mon-fri and wfp on most houses. There is a time and plac efor both of them

[martinsadie]

all you trad cleaners now winters here i bet your all dreading those wet or icy sloping roofs above garages,  bay windows ,extensions ,etc. no more , just go to your local fancy dress shop ,and hire a spiderman outfit. make sure its not spidergirl or youll look an idiot .climb the ladder and shoot the webbing from your wrist on the bricks next to the window . pull yourself up clean the window,and lower yourself back to the ladder. happy days   . important - if they dont have any spiderman outfits left,do not attempt under any circumstances to hire a mr freeze oufit. oh how imiss those dodgy roofs in the winter                                      

take it your fancy dress is a Jesters outfit or a Fools 

[1wayno]

nowt like a good slip in the mornin to wake u up lol

[JRDEasiReach]

when my pole freezes my wife warms it up for me, oh you meant my WFP, no it doesnt freeze up it gets wrapped up in a duvet

[1wayno]

when my pole freezes my wife warms it up for me, oh you meant my WFP, no it doesnt freeze up it gets wrapped up in a duvet

i know where im goin for winter  haha only messin,yeh i hate the ice,worse wen ur drivin on black ice.

[gary mallett]

since i gave this tip my local fancy dress shop has sold out of spiderman till march . hes trying to get hold of some more . but hes got loads of norman wisdom left