I know Joe ! I have hundreds of funny / scary and downright weird story`s.
Split up with a long term g/f about 15 yrs ago,we owned a house together,but were living there in sep rooms leading seperate lives !
She was out at a friends house in Cambridge,and i was collecting her and bringing her home,She gave me the address etc,and time i was supposed to pick her up,so i got to the address as arranged,sat outside in ther car after beeping a couple of times ! Saw curtains move etc,beeped a bit more,nothing ?
Now i suppose you could say i was having a bit of a breakdown as such,to cut a long story short,i ended up on the roof of the car shouting etc,where the f@@k are you ! Did this for about 20 mins until i gave up,just driving around the corner when i see the police turn up where i had just been ,and found her standing next to the house i was supoposed to be meeting her at !
Turns out i was at the wrong address !
Whoops !